Oh yous guys.

I just hope this guy has seen what this has become.

I think the most wonderful feeling in the world is when the beer makes you realize that you want to smoke two cigarettes because the first simply wasn't enough.

So you're donating your body to science?

Two smokes at the same time? Damn, dude.

I'm donating my body to the nearest high bridge/low water dynamic.

Priests know nothing of godliness amiright?

You dont need low water if you get a high enough bridge. Water is hard.

Also as someone who hates heights. **** that.

True, but I live on the coast and it's probably harder to blow your brains out and a bottle of aspirin is too unreliable. At least if I don't die on impact I'll probably still drown.

Only if it's Anthropology.

I was thinking of maybe donating myself to a meth lab for chemistry actually. Never know when you'll be the new designer drug.