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Old 10-02-2018, 04:31 PM   #20621 (permalink)
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I'll take his word for it tbh.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-02-2018, 08:49 PM   #20622 (permalink)
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Old 10-03-2018, 10:38 AM   #20623 (permalink)
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Cabbage thrown at Steve Bruce: Aston Villa & police hunt fan

We were losing 3-2 in injury time last night, scored a goal to make it 3-3 and then missed an injury time penalty and dropped two points. A fan threw a cabbage at our manager and now the manager has just been sacked.

Up the Villa.
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Old 10-03-2018, 10:50 AM   #20624 (permalink)
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Cabbage thrown at Steve Bruce: Aston Villa & police hunt fan

We were losing 3-2 in injury time last night, scored a goal to make it 3-3 and then missed an injury time penalty and dropped two points. A fan threw a cabbage at our manager and now the manager has just been sacked.

Up the Villa.
I mean, it's not like you can sneak a cabbage into a footie match and then not throw it.
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Old 10-03-2018, 01:10 PM   #20625 (permalink)
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I hope the next manager better produce results.
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Old 10-04-2018, 11:16 AM   #20626 (permalink)
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Dear porn,

It constantly astonishes me how you can find ever more inventive ways to make beautiful women seem unappealing. This scene I just viewed where the woman, during the intro where she is doing her "slowly stripping and showing herself to be a naughty girl" thing, began shoving three fingers down her throat and choking on them as if to conjure images of your penis that has a diameter of three fingers. Of course she then leaked slobber down her chin and onto her breasts as she gasped for air (as one does) in a way that turned my newly flaccid member into an innie.

Then she did it again.

Truly a masterpiece.

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Old 10-04-2018, 11:36 AM   #20627 (permalink)
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At least she didn't ram a toilet brush down her own throat. I'm sure that video exists too.
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Old 10-04-2018, 12:30 PM   #20628 (permalink)
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Dear porn,

It constantly astonishes me how you can find ever more inventive ways to make beautiful women seem unappealing. This scene I just viewed where the woman, during the intro where she is doing her "slowly stripping and showing herself to be a naughty girl" thing, began shoving three fingers down her throat and choking on them as if to conjure images of your penis that has a diameter of three fingers. Of course she then leaked slobber down her chin and onto her breasts as she gasped for air (as one does) in a way that turned my newly flaccid member into an innie.

Then she did it again.

Truly a masterpiece.

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Coulda been worse

She could've puked
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Old 10-04-2018, 12:56 PM   #20630 (permalink)
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