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Old 01-10-2019, 11:37 AM   #21661 (permalink)
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If I weren't in love figuratively and literally with my avatar I'd so cop that.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2019, 11:41 AM   #21662 (permalink)
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Oh and the greatest medical term I can think of right now is "morbid obesity". Like you're such a ****ing fatass that your humanity has been stripped from you and you have become a Lovecraftian horror whose cellulite forms non-Euclidean angles on your thighs.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2019, 11:42 AM   #21663 (permalink)
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I'd cop it too, but I don't smoke and I'd hate to give myself the wrong impression.
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Old 01-10-2019, 12:51 PM   #21664 (permalink)
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Danny DeVito looks like one of those guys with a short but thick penis.
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Old 01-10-2019, 12:52 PM   #21665 (permalink)
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Danny DeVito looks like a short but thick penis.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2019, 12:55 PM   #21666 (permalink)
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My penis looks like Danny DeVito.
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Old 01-10-2019, 01:08 PM   #21667 (permalink)
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You have graying hair ringing the head of your dick?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2019, 01:26 PM   #21668 (permalink)
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I'm afraid to shave it off. The pain will be immense.
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Old 01-10-2019, 01:27 PM   #21669 (permalink)
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Tweezers are more painful but proportionately more rewarding.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-10-2019, 01:27 PM   #21670 (permalink)
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The same can't be said about Weezer.

At least not the "rewarding" part.
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