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Old 04-21-2019, 08:19 PM   #21841 (permalink)
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Btw I had an idea for a commercial for the Angry Whopper today that my coworker did not approve of.



Announcer: How do you make a Whopper angry?

Announcer: Well, cheese, bacon, jalapenos, crispy onions, and Angry sauce.

Anouncer: *pause*

Anouncer: Do you think this is some kind of joke?!
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Old 04-22-2019, 05:47 PM   #21842 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2019, 05:53 PM   #21843 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2019, 08:15 PM   #21844 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2019, 08:16 PM   #21845 (permalink)
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Btw I had an idea for a commercial for the Angry Whopper today that my coworker did not approve of.



Announcer: How do you make a Whopper angry?

Announcer: Well, cheese, bacon, jalapenos, crispy onions, and Angry sauce.

Anouncer: *pause*

Anouncer: Do you think this is some kind of joke?!
I think that’s really pretty good tbh
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Old 04-23-2019, 06:22 AM   #21846 (permalink)
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Btw I had an idea for a commercial for the Angry Whopper today that my coworker did not approve of.



Announcer: How do you make a Whopper angry?

Announcer: Well, cheese, bacon, jalapenos, crispy onions, and Angry sauce.

Anouncer: *pause*

Anouncer: Do you think this is some kind of joke?!


You'll need to work on it a bit more if you're ever going to top this Burger King ad...




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Old 04-23-2019, 08:20 AM   #21847 (permalink)
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Wild tbh
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Old 04-24-2019, 11:38 AM   #21848 (permalink)
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Not noted: for each line of dialogue, there are 12 jump cuts.
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Old 04-24-2019, 11:43 AM   #21849 (permalink)
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and there are actually 28 jump cuts per line of dialogue
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Old 04-24-2019, 12:00 PM   #21850 (permalink)
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Basically what I'm trying to say is that superhero movie editors need to chill the **** out.
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