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Old 02-07-2019, 09:23 AM   #21991 (permalink)
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My dad listened to my music the other night. He says he loves it. He says he can feel the emotion in the music. Awesome!
My dad listened to mine and said, "Don't quit your day job."
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:29 AM   #21992 (permalink)
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My dad listened to mine and said, "Don't quit your day job."
Your dad should meet my dad.
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:37 AM   #21993 (permalink)
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Your dad should meet my dad.
Your dad should meet my penis.
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:43 AM   #21994 (permalink)
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That went a different direction.
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:53 AM   #21995 (permalink)
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That went a different direction.
I'd assume Blank has a penis that goes in different directions.
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:03 AM   #21996 (permalink)
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Jews have inverted penises.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Itd be nice if mb conversations didnt ALWAYS end up in dick jokes. Just thought it was cool that my dad likes my music.
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Or at least he told you he does.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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That's a fair assessment.
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:48 AM   #22000 (permalink)
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Unless you're lying and he actually shook his head in shame and thanked god you didn't actually live in his house.
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