Well, they definitely gave the people what they want.

The human race is definitely going places.

My bed, hopefully.

What the hell? When did this happen?

Tristan Fonts

I need to do my homework but I don't want to do my homework and Aristotle, Socrates, Plato and all their homies can suck my gonads.

i havent done **** today

I've **** at least twice.

I had the ****s last night

I've **** myself twice recently. At work.

Are you familiar with the acronym TMI? Cause that's what I would use to describe this.

He says with a GG Allin avatar.

Touchè

Why did I spend so much time reading those?

Cause it's better then homework... Now do your homework!

My life in a nutshell.

And why did I come back to post the one Tristy already did?

lol same.


Also, I have 909 words down for my essay, so that means I only need 291 more and it's not due until Sunday at midnight. Qwertyy wins.

I have two questions to answer about Louis Armstrong that's due tomorrow that I haven't started that requires minimal research.

Because it's truly ****ing awful and they needed to experience it.

I kinda wanna believe it's a parody.

It might be.

http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Mi...f0_5636139.jpg

This one though

http://2static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Mi...cf_5636139.jpg

I'm surprised none of you posted this.

I think I'm gonna have to start reading the comments on porn videos. Found this gem on Pornhub.

Guys kill me. This world isn't worth it.

Don't worry, bro, we'll get you more meth.

I was replying to the Jews one, you ninja.

I am sick and tired of these mother ****ing ninjas on this mother ****ing forum.

Those people pay you. Money.

Yes sir.

I mean, good on you. I'm just envious.

They are more down to Earth than I give them credit for. They tweeted earlier that everyone should go out and enjoy national beer day.

I got to the chorus and I burst out laughing.

Who the **** is the guy on the right?

Are you joking?