What I don't understand, as a female, is that if I get jeans that fit comfortably, when I sit or squat etc they'll find their way down my ass. But when I get jeans that are too tight, they do the same thing.
Even with a belt, either pair.
What the **** is this ****.

Because when you bend down or sit you shift your legs forward so that the jeans must now cover more distance in the back?

You know, I am simply GLORIOUS!

Dude, I was so hoping that was the link. **** yeah.

Every man needs a spit box.

http://americanlookout.com/wp-conten...rd-600x315.jpg

http://www.radiovl.fr/wp-content/upl...no-620x349.jpg

???

Are you surprised that fat white dudes look the same?

I'm a fat white dude. I don't look like that.

Are you surprised that fat white dudes look the same?

I'd be curious to see this experiment done but this time with a black person holding the sign. Fascinating video.

i have a question

how do people find boyfriends/girlfriends like in real life?

i was homeschooled so i've never fully understood social interactions. what do you do like where do you go, how can you be sure the person you're meeting isn't a psycho and how do you like just talk to someone and keep talking until you both fall in love but really what i mean is where do you find them lmao what

I uh... uh... where do you find them? My parents met when my dad's car broke down. Most people meet in odd circumstances. It just happens. Not something you can plan for or expect to happen.

oh thatsjust great
so you have to just wait for it to happen
meaning it could be at any time
MEaning I need to start actually making an effort with my appearance every day!?just in case that ONE day is the dya i decided not to bother washing my hair or putting on makeiup? fk u blnk

:wave:

Don't get your panties in a wad.

Literally i just want to be lazyyyyy and yet someone still lvoe me
wtf

i dont want to be one of those hoity toity high maintenace superfiucila girls

To quote someone close to me,

O.

who said thatbc they sound smart
and
okay
but then in the meantime were do i go to find soeone to amekuout wiuth bc i ry like kisses

I will not answer these questions til you fix the grammar mistakes. I may not be good at grammar, but at least I don't **** it up on purpose.

grammar=/=spelling
and it;s not on purpose
it's 5 am and i haven't slept yet

but i'm sorry
what was my question?

oh.

in the meantime, where do i go to find people to make out with bc i like kissing

Go to the bar. Dating sites if you want. ****, any place where you can interact with someone. Or you can just be a prostitute.

my concern with all of that is,what about the creepos out there? im not trying to get raped or killed.
annnnnd i dont think they make prostitutes that dont wanna fuk

Wow, you really were raised homeschooled.

I think that's most prostitutes actually.

Yeeeessss... which part did I say that made you realise that?

I actually (sort of) tried prostitution once during my drug days.
I got convinced to do it actually and I accepted a $20 bill for a blowjob and then since I didn't know how it worked, when he wanted more I agreed.
It was horrible and I barely remember it and I definitely would not do it like that again.

I also felt coerced into having sex with my dealer's dealer because he was a big guy who went to prison 847389 times and killed some people I guess. I really didn't want to but I was scared to say no.
Also meth tells you things and you believe them even when they're not real, then it'll turn around and tell you something else and make you think that your previous belief was something even sketchier.
idk
maybe this is enough internet for the day

The fact you're so concerned about being rape or killed. It's a legitimate fear, but if you bring a friend to watch your back, you literally should be fine. No issue at all.

meh I was raised to be paranoid. also I've had several bad experiences with men so at this point I kind of just expect it to happen


also I don't have any irl friends

long story
ish

Wow! You sound sad and pathetic. You'll fit into MB nicely...

I think they call that a "pimp".

if you only knew lmao

I had a pimp once. I popped him.

God that is a terrible joke.

im so fukn tired

but i just know that as soon as i close my eyes i'll just lie awake in agony for 3 hours
just like yestrday


i wish i had my ex's brother's phone number.

It's not surprising or even interesting that those results happened. Can white people let black people have one thing without needing to be included? All lives matter is a farce. In some grand uptopia, yes all lives matter would be a good thing to go around preaching but society in this day and age tells us that all lives do not matter equally. Certain white people are so pissed off and angry that black people might be getting special treatment. Is it special treatment to not want to die doing mundane every day things? Or to die during a routine traffic stop? Just like this political cartoon states.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...52210560_o.jpg

Of course white people are going to react that way to the sign because they don't care. They aren't bombarded on a weekly basis by the media of another white person being shot dead by the police no matter the circumstances. They aren't fearful of the police and some are even angry that black lives matter wants to only focus on black people. When they say it's all lives matter. They have an issue with the word black that's very telling.

Black people react to the sign that way out of frustration, fear and the constant injustice of police constantly getting away with murder. All they get is some cushy paid admin leave or get stuck on desk duty for a bit.

Either one of two things, you either get out and randomly encounter a guy that you like and you end up talking and things move on from there.


Or you be pro-active about it and sign up to dating websites or just be more confident and aggressive. This way you can ask a guy out and go out on your own terms. Instead of always having to be dressed up like you were complaining about in later posts.

Always meet up with a guy for the first time in a very public place with lots of people so if he is creepy. You can just scream and get the attention of people and he will piss off.

Second, have your cell phone with you and set up a code with your friend ahead of time whether it be a number or phrase but as soon as you send the code. Your friend knows to call you and you can use that as an excuse/way out of the date. Make up some excuse ahead of time so when the call comes in you can just play around with the story.

Going through my old posts, and found these. I can't tell whether I was really high or really drunk. You chose.

I think you gave yourself away here...

lol, that's totally a Mastodon reference as well.

What the people want! Give it to them!