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Plankton · 04-29-2019, 05:55 PM

My forehand blows chunks, but I'll chuck one out if needed. It looks like a small alien flying a space ship on crocodil but it lands where it was intended mostly sometimes.

The Batlord · 04-29-2019, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

You should get uDisc and see what other courses are near you because that looks like hell. Not that I wouldn't love trying to hit that one killer line through it, but that's some sadistic ****.

Oh and there is no killer line. Once you get past that tree and over the hill there is literally no line through the trees. The trees aren't that wide but they are everywhere. It's a very old course from the 70s and it was not made professionally. Many of the holes are as much about luck as skill. You only develop shots for each hole through sheer experience. That's a 3-par hole that I've never heard anyone one-shotting. If you birdie that hole it's as good as an ace. You're just praying to make par.

Zhanteimi · 04-29-2019, 08:05 PM

**Frownland** · 04-30-2019, 07:30 AM

Chula Vista · 04-30-2019, 08:05 AM

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Plankton · 04-30-2019, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Oh and there is no killer line. Once you get past that tree and over the hill there is literally no line through the trees. The trees aren't that wide but they are everywhere. It's a very old course from the 70s and it was not made professionally. Many of the holes are as much about luck as skill. You only develop shots for each hole through sheer experience. That's a 3-par hole that I've never heard anyone one-shotting. If you birdie that hole it's as good as an ace. You're just praying to make par.

We've had this convo before. Summit DGC in Summit IL is very much like that. No line at all on most holes, and it's more luck than skill. Still, me and a friend came out of there with a -7 under par in a doubles match last year and took everyones lunch money.

https://www.dgcoursereview.com/course.php?id=824

Only for the most discerning masochistic frolfer.

Plankton · 04-30-2019, 09:17 AM

Oh I forgot... there's a few homeless people that leave feces and needles around hole 11's basket. Good luck not landing in ****. And be careful picking your disc up.

The Batlord · 04-30-2019, 12:25 PM

Luckily our disc golf course is in a gentrified area so no homeless people.

Plankton · 04-30-2019, 12:38 PM

It's not points, it's coupons. You get coupons when you hit a homeless person. Good for 15% off your next meth purchase while supplies last.

Plankton · 04-30-2019, 12:47 PM

Kinda pissed that I missed this tournament

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