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[The Batlord]

The problem being that I trust and respect any institution that would give me that life as much as I do the Catholic Church or I simply don't see how they are relevant to me. I should probably just knock over a 7-11 and pistol whip the clerk to make sure I get charged with assault with a deadly weapon.

[jwb]

I think you'll honestly find jail quite disapointing.

If you're going to go that route at least try to pull off a proper lick and get away with it. Robbing a 7/11 us ****in retarded.

And you really don't need to trust the institution. Just like the Catholic Church, you can technically leave whenever you want.

[The Batlord]

1. I'm not looking for jail if I'm going that route. I'm looking for prison.

2. How would I find it disappointing? If I'm going to go the self-inflicted sentence route all I'd want is a long (decade+) sentence and room and board. I wouldn't pretend to know anything else that comes along with it since I'm just a sheltered goofball.

[The Batlord]

omg tell me my mother won't be in prison

[jwb]

I've not been to prison but the people who I know who have say it's better than jail in terms of basic quality of life **** and autonomy, but it's more dangerous.

But you'd be disappointed once you got there and realized that after a bit, just not having to work for room and board doesn't make up for having nothing to do and being constantly dehumanized and accustomed to institutional living.

You not having any specific expectations won't protect you from regretting your decision.

But like I said, if you WERE gonna go that route why wouldn't you at least try to get away with the money, which would undoubtedly be way more fun than prison. I just don't understand your thinking sometimes.

[jwb]

Maybe but if you think your manager at BK is a dick, wait till you meet the guards.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by jwb

I've not been to prison but the people who I know who have say it's better than jail in terms of basic quality of life **** and autonomy, but it's more dangerous.

Well duh.

But you'd be disappointed once you got there and realized that after a bit, just not having to work for room and board doesn't make up for having nothing to do and being constantly dehumanized and accustomed to institutional living.

You not having any specific expectations won't protect you from regretting your decision.

Again duh. Prison is just the most extreme option for removing myself from societal living that doesn't involve learning how to build my own log cabin.

But like I said, if you WERE gonna go that route why wouldn't you at least try to get away with the money, which would undoubtedly be way more fun than prison. I just don't understand your thinking sometimes.

Because I'm not good enough for that ****.

I mean come on, you'd have to be a retard to think that prison would be fun, but tell me honestly that somewhere in that brain of yours that's not so good at acclimating to everyday society you haven't entertained the notion of removing yourself from it by committing a crime and going to prison. Or something.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by jwb

Maybe but if you think your manager at BK is a dick, wait till you meet the guards.

Bruh. I live to hate immediate authority.

[The Batlord]

I'm not saying I want to go to prison I'm just saying if I ever did prison guards would be my very natural enemies.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by jwb

it wasn't the rice part. To make fried rice, first I would make the rice in a rice cooker and let it sit in the fridge a few days.

You try frying uncooked rice and that's gonna be more than just kinda crunchy.

Why would you let it sit?