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Old 09-26-2019, 12:56 AM   #23891 (permalink)
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Ja it's detour.

And the liquor store thing makes sense in terms of Utah laws. They have that ABV limit on what you can sell at grocery stores and anywhere that isn't a state liquor store. Not surprising that they shut those down early as hell. Iirc, you can't get anything on Sundays either.
Yup. We have to make two different brews for Lime Pils because of it. Well, actually, we literally water down the lower one. Just started doing that last year instead of doing two different brews.
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Old 09-26-2019, 02:06 AM   #23892 (permalink)
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When I was in high school i worked at a grocery store and then a gas station, tourists were always so baffled when they couldn't find the booze. Could only buy it from the liquor store which was only open for hours a day. Both bars in my hometown have a drive up window though and that's pretty chill.
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Old 09-26-2019, 06:58 AM   #23893 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2019, 10:18 AM   #23894 (permalink)
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seriously last call is 2am in a bar

but no store can sell you alcohol after 12

no other state does this, it's bull****
My state literally does exactly this. How's it feel to be wrong?
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Old 09-26-2019, 10:23 AM   #23895 (permalink)
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Virginia? yeah I guess you're right

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what is that
It means I can get actual food at a bar so I ain't complainin'. I will complain about not being able to buy liquor from anywhere but a state run liquor store though. And those places don't sell beer for some odd reason?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 09-26-2019, 11:01 AM   #23896 (permalink)
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food at bars is unfair because you know after 3 beers I'm about to drop $10 on some food too that's just how it is
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Old 09-26-2019, 11:10 AM   #23897 (permalink)
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food at bars is unfair because you know after 3 beers I'm about to drop $10 on some food too that's just how it is
Yeah cause a greasy burger and fries at midnight when you're sloshed is amazing. Or a pizza with barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce cause it's 1am and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Old 09-26-2019, 11:20 AM   #23898 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2019, 11:32 AM   #23899 (permalink)
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ah that's way worse

I actually did join the 200 club this past week

I'm still within the skinnier weight range for someone who's 6'4, but the way I hold weight is all in my belly no bueno

think I might have to start hoopin
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He's a 14-year-old girl (the lowest form of human).
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