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Old 01-31-2014, 06:40 PM   #2521 (permalink)
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So how do you flush the toilet quickly after a poo?
Need to do it when you're sat on the toilet still. Reach round, easier if you've got a chain (I haven't).
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Old 01-31-2014, 06:54 PM   #2522 (permalink)
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So how do you flush the toilet quickly after a poo?
Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.
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Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.
That is genius.
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Old 01-31-2014, 08:20 PM   #2524 (permalink)
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Fluffy has it all wrong. You sit on the toilet facing the wall. You can flush quickly and use the top of the tank like a desk for reading material.
Wow, yeah that could work lol. Would be great if I was taking a piss and then had to suddenly take a shit as well. I could just plop myself on the toilet.
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Old 02-01-2014, 02:13 PM   #2525 (permalink)
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Need to do it when you're sat on the toilet still. Reach round, easier if you've got a chain (I haven't).
So you give it the ol' reach around, eh?
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Ever get a half chub on the toiley n ur donkey dong almost dips into poo water
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