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Old 08-04-2020, 07:06 AM   #25331 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2020, 08:12 AM   #25332 (permalink)
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I don't much like cars. Terrible situational awareness and coordination. Back when I had a car I actually ran right off the road into a field while going down an off ramp in the rain.
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Old 08-04-2020, 08:32 AM   #25333 (permalink)
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It's called 'Driving too fast for conditions', and you can get a ticket for that.

He needs to learn how to depth perception.
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Old 08-04-2020, 10:05 AM   #25334 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2020, 10:26 AM   #25335 (permalink)
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It's called 'Driving too fast for conditions', and you can get a ticket for that.

He needs to learn how to depth perception.
Turn on some Gary Numan while he's at it.

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Old 08-04-2020, 10:44 AM   #25336 (permalink)
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Turn on some Gary Numan while he's at it.

Maybe put on The Red Rocker's "I Can't Drive 55", but turn it off after the part where he says drive.
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Old 08-04-2020, 10:47 AM   #25337 (permalink)
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I doubt he can drive at 55 either so it's not really necessary. He probably was going about 55 if he didn't know how to use an off ramp, come to think of it.
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Old 08-04-2020, 11:08 AM   #25338 (permalink)
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I doubt he can drive at 55 either so it's not really necessary. He probably was going about 55 if he didn't know how to use an off ramp, come to think of it.
Precisely why I said turn it off right after Sammy sings "Drive".

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Old 08-04-2020, 01:34 PM   #25339 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2020, 01:38 PM   #25340 (permalink)
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If I can drive anyone can drive. The first time I ever drove was for the licensing test lmao
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