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Old 12-22-2020, 03:56 PM   #26041 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:01 PM   #26042 (permalink)
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Did somebody bring in an old meth addicted prostitute from the homeless shelter? Cause that's some sad pussy.
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:06 PM   #26043 (permalink)
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My life already is a torture maze.
But surely you'd like to experience a BRAND NEW torture maze with lots of festive special features.
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:13 PM   #26044 (permalink)
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But surely you'd like to experience a BRAND NEW torture maze with lots of festive special features.
As long as I get a tshirt to let people know I atoned for my man sins.
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:25 PM   #26045 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-22-2020, 04:50 PM   #26046 (permalink)
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Is that goddamn Legend of the Seeker in the first gif?
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:53 PM   #26047 (permalink)
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Is that goddamn Legend of the Seeker in the first gif?
Probably. IDK
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Old 12-22-2020, 04:53 PM   #26048 (permalink)
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As long as I get a tshirt to let people know I atoned for my man sins.
No, no tshirt. (Though for a small fee you can have a hologram of your father apologize to you at the end of the maze) You will instead be invited to recuperate in the MB ketamine infusion spa slash cat cafe while I continue stomping around outside the maze (in an Oops I Did It Again music video esque dominatrix outfit and giant and extremely noisy robot legs) to make sure nobody has escaped.
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Old 12-22-2020, 08:21 PM   #26049 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2020, 10:44 PM   #26050 (permalink)
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