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[The Batlord]

I'm Leo and dumb battles are an absolute specialty. I'm assuming there isn't a sign for "easily suggestive goofball" since every sign has to be a compliment because astrology understands marketing.

[Lucem Ferre]

I'm a cancer. That's a double entendre.

[goldendoodle]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm Leo and dumb battles are an absolute specialty. I'm assuming there isn't a sign for "easily suggestive goofball" since every sign has to be a compliment because astrology understands marketing.

I almost included Leos too actually. But also, yes; all the signs are simultaneously everything also because marketing.
(Not that it matters BUT I have read that some indicators of having a goofball nature include things like having your moon in Cancer-- which I have-- and uhmm what else.. *googles* Sagittarians in general, allegedly, and aquarians, and strong Jupiter influence, and I'd assume a lot of water/air in one's chart?? ? But, at the same time, for instance people with a lot of Capricorn in certain placements tend to be very funny. Less goofy though perhaps. Taylor Swift is a Sag and she definitely has a half-concealed dorky sort of energy.)

I haven't been well acquainted with many Leos IRL. Only one I remember was a sword guy so there's that. (I am a bit of a 'sword guy' in spirit)

Like I said before, just google "cafeastrology free birth chart report" and google your various placements (such as Jupiter in the 1st house as I have) for lots of entertaining reads on all the bajillion astrology blogs and forums. I have this one particular placement (uh, Mars opposite Pluto or something?) and when I google it all the blogs are like "You are a BAD and EVIL person who only wants to FIGHT because of your VOLATILE CHILDHOOD oh and btw literally all these troubled boxers and dictators had this placement too, sooo..." etc but then ofc I google my Jupiter in the 1st house placement and the results are like "Soooo nice, just the nicest c: Expansive childlike energy c: So optimistic too c: " so idk.

[The Batlord]

I haven't been well acquainted with many Leos IRL. Only one I remember was a sword guy so there's that. (I am a bit of a 'sword guy' in spirit)

Swords are awesome but to be a sword guy feels like it would require a mental energy I'm not prepared for. Not just for the collecting but just looking at my room and seeing the swords would require me to own that imagery internally and that sounds exhausting as well as embarassing.

Same with guns but at least I can fire guns and have a believable survivalist thing going on.

[The Batlord]

Swords are JUST nerdy though.

[The Batlord]

**** yeah!

[goldendoodle]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Swords are awesome but to be a sword guy feels like it would require a mental energy I'm not prepared for. Not just for the collecting but just looking at my room and seeing the swords would require me to own that imagery internally and that sounds exhausting as well as embarassing.

Same with guns but at least I can fire guns and have a believable survivalist thing going on.

God literally same (the bolded) with me when I start once again thinking "I should seriously get into collecting antique dollhouse furniture/antique puppets" or whatever. But of course there's not really an existing image/archetype for an Antique Dollhouse Furniture/Antique Puppet Collector Lady, so..

Survivalist types have a similar energy as Sword Guys tbh. Sort of, vaguely. Guns are scary. (Rifles are neat tbh but still scary) Loud noise scary :c I'm a small nervous dog with anxiety.

Also swords are NOT just nerdy. Mall swords are pretty goofy. (I agree that actually being a serious Sword Guy would be quite intense or at least require a lot of mental energy, based on some of the youtube videos I've seen anyway.) We have a small mall-quality "house sword" over here. We bought it from the local porn store that inexplicably also sells mall swords, machetes (I love machetes), literal junk (like there's a tiny junk section), and miscellaneous old VHS tapes and dvds.

Originally Posted by elphenor

More of an Axeman myself

Axes are neat. Apparently axe-throwing places are now a thing.. One of them popped up here in recent years. Of course this was well after I declared that I wanted to get into axe throwing. (I had a knife throwing phase but I kept losing ALL the knives in the ground and was so very bad at it) So of course after I learned about it being a thing over here I was like "Well now I am not going to do it"
edit: I'm sure Austin has lots of axe throwing places. Likely some sort of axe throwing roller derby hybrid type place. Which honestly tbh is the only sort of roller derby I'd even consider.

[Lucem Ferre]

Nothing is more nerv racking then watching a bunch of drunken stupid hooligans play with their guns.

[The Batlord]

Machetes are cooler than swords. Sworda are nerdy but while machetes imply the same type of person they also imply that you're still a dangerous lunatic.

[Lucem Ferre]

My dad had a sword collection. I used to be afraid that he'd beat me with one like the time he smacked my brother so hard with a knife that it broke.