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ISIS is ****ed up. The way they rope worshippers of ancient Egyptian deities into their interpretation of Islam like that just churns my stomach.

Laying down makes you more level-headed.

"Laying down" is the physical act of putting something down. "Lying down" is making yourself horizontal.

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/lay-lie/

You put yourself down.

Anyway, Santa Claus is a gateway drug to Christianity.

Maybe one day you'll be a Grammar Generaloberst such as me.

I consider myself an innovator of language and a grammar nazi.

This is no Dvorák's Requiem, but it's still pretty dank
https://m.soundcloud.com/frownland/w...n-jimmy-changa

If you buy a slim Jim and it's been tampered with, does it become a slim shady?

Isis stands for the "Islamic State of Iraq and Syria," but it is also an Egyptian goddess. David Icke explains the meaning behind the of a round disc flanks by either horns or wings symbolizes Saturn. And he believes all cults who worship Saturn worships Satan. (edit) That is just one man's theory, you can take it or leave.

http://www.glossophilia.org/wp-conte...oads/ISIS1.jpg

When I lie down I am putting my body down therefore interchangeable. :yeah:

Read the link, bitch.

http://i.imgur.com/Osmmqx2.jpg

Meryl Streep get out REEEEEEEEEEEE

lol they didn't use the name isis

the name THEY use is al dawla or al dawla el islamiya

white ppl call them isis. arabs call them daesh.

i call them daddy

don't be so slutty

don't hate me cause you ain't me

shut up, whore.

yes zaddy

This song rules.

when does the singing start

lol i'm glad اعوذ بالله من الشيطان الرجيم likes your song

It's Jme, the grime scene dweller
The online MP3 seller
The 100% true lyric teller
Hand on the bible spit accapella
I need listeners, you need a smeller
Cause your music stinks
Bite my flow and catch salmonella
Or get beat box like Killa Kella
Pub man ting, widda Stella
Left hook, top lip sweller
Wobbly tooth, bare Bonjela
My wallet is a cheese sandwich
First I put in the bread
And on top of that I put cheddar
And on top of that we're OGs
Don't believe me, ask Mela

wtf is a smeller?? like a nose?

18 minutes

That's the other guy from The Beatloads.

i like how he went all the way and added the 7arakat to all the letters too.

I know what that sentence means.

asking allah to protect you from satan

you smell

This line got me right in the feels.

What kind of things that you have
When I find out don't expect me to stop
I'll come for the P's that you stack
And come for all the food that you blot
Better hand over the bag
Your boys don't wanna see you shot
If I kick down the door to your flat
Dun Know I'll clear out your house on the spot
(CLEAR!) All the things in your house
(CLEAR!) All the things in your fridge
(SMASH!) All your plates from your rack
(CLEAR!) All of your kids' toys
(CLEAR!) All of your CD rack
Won't get none of your CD's back
Drag off your curtain rail from the wall
Kick off your HDTV from the stand
Run up on stairs into rooms
Flip the mattress and search for the cash
Make man look down the barrel of a mash
It's not worth your life, just cough up the scratch
It's too late to lock up the latch
I can smell the crow, just pull out the batch
I'm not here to cotch or relax
And drink your wine here just pull out the bags

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...17157231_n.jpg

Toy Limos! haha

It's almost like it goes both ways or something.

Since we're going to kill every last one of you- uh... them, then it doesn't really matter what they call themselves.

lol i like how you use 'we're' like you're going to do ****

I pay my taxes.

noice

nozzledouche bitch made bitch

I think "bitch made" might be the best thing I've introduced to the forum in years.

yeah i don't think you ever introduced that to anyone, it's a pretty common saying, but keep stroking dat ego boy.