Was she originally a black woman?

We all were black women. When we moved to California the first thing we did is buy a bunch of bleach.

And a couple of penises for me and Mike.

This is going to be huge for her business. She just had to hire another stylist because she was having to turn people away. By the end of 2017 her debt should be completely paid off and then she's well on her way to supporting her decrepit father. :yeah:

(seriously, really proud of her)

Congratulations on raising such a smoking hot daughter.

I have a similar retirement plan.

Congratulations though. It seems like it would be a rough vocation to be in and thrive let alone be recognized for an award.

Yeah seriously. If she's ever looking for a lazy, uninteresting love interest on a music forum, point her in my direction please.

Same.

You should be, if my daughter accomplished something like that i'd be super proud too. :)

Yes.

THE DEVIL LIVES AMONGST US!!! i

My highly anticipated new project's debut is official, and it's the next big thing. A fusion of various styles of electronic dance music, some grindcore, noise, vaporwave, breakdowns, and WWE. Another one for the ages, surely to change lives the world over.

https://foleyisgod.bandcamp.com/album/blazed-forever

WWE? i

That album cover is the ****.

What kind of cig is that BTW? I'd say it was a Marlboro Light, but the filter seems just slightly discolored in a way that confuses me.

Camel filter, possibly a 99. I quit smoking (again) two weeks ago when I couldn't afford them anymore and I've been successful.

I was thinking some sort of Camel, but the filter I was thinking of would have been a tan color, whereas that kind of looks green. I could just be totally wrong though, but if we were both thinking Camel... but for the life of me I could never have thought of what kind of Camel.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_editing

Crazy kids and their damn technology.

And uh, that's me btw.

I hope Brad Pitt sues me, the album's traffic will skyrocket

Yeah, but it'll probably just be all those orphans of his.

^ Sorry, but I really hate that guy

It's a spam thread. Nothing I post here is an endorsement of whatever it is I'm posting about, whether positive or negative, nor does it indicate that I take any stock on an emotional level if the spam is appealing. I take no position either way.

For example, I can post a picture of Jujubes, and if I provide no context via text, you don't know if I like Jujubes or not, or whether I find the lack of an extra "e" in the "bes" part to be misleading to bees.

http://www.applecandyco.com/wp-conte...4160102285.jpg

It's just a thread to post spam.

If this has become a "post a homogenized video thread" I submit this:

(actually a killer song)

Star wars day!!!!!

^I like that one, but not all the people who say it.

Was browsing a tattoo site and found this.. :love:
https://www.tattoodo.com/images/0/71607.jpg

Would fertilize.

Would tongue **** up the ass.

Really hope "****" doesn't stand for "shit".

Would allow to raise my babies so that I didn't have to pay for them.

Nah it's dick.

Once you've made someone *** by tongue ****ing them you'll get it.

In other news, just received this in the mail. Only 100 made. The thing is the total ****. Such a great investment. Mine is #77 in honor of Ray Bourque.

http://i.imgur.com/FAaPUUF.jpg

And what's wrong with getting a lovely turd shoved up the ass now and then...

OMG My little brother watched this WHY
 

I just deleted my youtube history because I watched youtube gay channels, and I saw this video in the history and I guess my little brother watched it wtf is this HELP :yikes:

http://i.imgur.com/wbjWcRB.jpg

^ John C. Reilly lololol

The show is seriously hilarious. His acting between Magnolia, that show, and We Need To Talk About Kevin is incredible.