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Old 03-20-2021, 06:29 PM   #27501 (permalink)
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If you're stuck in a loony bin for not being a proper housewife do you want to play chess or do you want to get drunk?
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Old 03-20-2021, 06:42 PM   #27502 (permalink)
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I never said I wanted to play chess with the chess girl
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Old 03-20-2021, 06:52 PM   #27503 (permalink)
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I never said I wanted to play chess with the chess girl
Is that code?
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Old 03-20-2021, 06:59 PM   #27504 (permalink)
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not even but 'playing chess' would be a pretty good euphemism
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:12 PM   #27505 (permalink)
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I never said I wanted to play chess with the chess girl
I'd rather make **** with the girl who has booze than the nerd.
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:16 PM   #27506 (permalink)
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you can hit on the booze girl then, that works out beautifully
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Old 03-20-2021, 07:20 PM   #27507 (permalink)
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If we're both wasted nobody is a victim and there's more to do while turnt than sex. Drunkenness is its own reward.
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Old 03-20-2021, 09:53 PM   #27508 (permalink)
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Old 03-22-2021, 09:39 PM   #27509 (permalink)
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