I set up a bot. They're now getting millions more clicks a day and none of them are from you.

oh yeah? well im going to pay $10 for the Noosefiller album and it's all gonna go to Mondo

I think the account is in Chris' name and he gets all the money.

Shush

whitey is always holding the black man down

btw whitey in this case is frown and mondo is the black man

you know in case you were wondering

cause like maybe it wasnt clear

i dunno

stfu qwerty, such a nerd, seriously man, check yourself,

That's what makes it avant-garde black metal.

plug is amazing tonight

if your not there, then ur square

You're like that drunk twat at a party who keeps trying to get people to share their drugs.

Did you know that the square part of that saying is because you aren't a round?

http://i.imgur.com/Tj1BNTp.png

>>>

oh and for the white kids Urban Dictionary: Tonx

I am fluent in road talk.

How about some white people humour guys.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...89&oe=59331629

I don't get that tweet as I've never watched the show but white people humour >>>

Whites have the best bants

It's because he thought he had a family but they were just fake ass actors :(

being white >>>

Self discovery: toast with peanut butter and a side of eggs is actually a surprisingly good combination.

:clap:

**** jam and butter with their toast monopoly. You can put all kinds of good **** on there, PB being one of them.

Well yeah, but I meant more toward the fact that eggs and peanut butter goes well together. I have always used PB on my toast. Really good protein and if you have cinnamon, it goes really well with it.

O god, another one of those protein pushers.. Anyone who eats a good amount of whole foods and doesn't live on junk gets in their protein.. How about some fiber? and vitamins? The marketing behind protein is hilariously unnecessary..

Peanutbutter and eggs sounds interesting though. Ever tried fried eggs and mayo?

:D

I'm not a protein pusher. I just prefer to have more protein than less. I eat a lot of unhealthy food but my metabolism has been good to me.

I have tried that as well, it's really good. I often times make fried egg sandwiches with ketchup and mayo.

Eh

If for some reason you want people to know how small your penis is but are a little uncomfortable just saying it out loud, just start lugging one of these around everywhere you go.
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/6f7...7b9aa9e0e.jpeg

:laughing:

lol

This tweet honestly encapsulates my entire essence:

https://68.media.tumblr.com/1ed165c7...0yzpo1_500.png

decent

Am I the only one who will be checking out that website later? Wtf is fapality? Lol

Edit: boring. Its just a lame pornsite.

Why all the complicated ****? Just throw some honey butter on there. Toast shouldn't take longer to make after coming out of the toaster than it does to eat.

Spreading peanut butter on toast is way more complicated than spreading honey butter on toast. Hell I can barely comprehend it let alone pull it off in under 30 minutes.

Honey butter is amazing.

(In the south there is a place-- a dark and unholy place, a buffet called The Golden Corrall-- and the only good thing they have there is honey butter. It's super easy to make yourself but it's good to hoard packets of it from restaurants too.)

But you gotta bust your ass with those eggs. Too much extra effort for burnt bread.

Ja cooking eggs is crazy complicated. Some of the most back breaking three minutes of anyone's life.

Every time I make toast with butter and jam I always taste it with just the butter first cause I can barely be arsed to do both.

It's mostly oil. Just nuke it for a few seconds and it'll become like melted butter.

You're welcome.

I was making fun of the Batlord.

So you butter two slices of toast, eat a slice of toast, then put jam on the other? That sounds complicated.

Eggs and toast is a good sized meal where both wouldn't be enough on it's own. I don't mind the labor and resulting exhaustion.