Meanwhile, in the Middle East...

at least we're not electing orange men with tiny hands for president

Isn't everyone in Lebanon orange?

lol no

our president just has a weirdly shaped head

https://media.almasdarnews.com/wp-co...27306_0d0d.jpg

Literally the first thing I thought when I saw that dude's head was that I could set a beer on top and not have to worry about it spilling.

lol and his name is michel which is so... meh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitQYgCqA-0

wow

****........ poor guy

I searched for turtles wearing shirts and didn't ****ing find any

Who needs shirts when you have raspberries?

http://media.steampowered.com/steamc...de137_full.jpg

why aren't there turtles in shirts

guys Kitty liked my tweet today

whos kitty

a wonderful pop rap artist

Question: My ex boyfriend's father is going to meet me at the mall tomorrow to drop of a few boxes of my things, since he'll be in town for work. He doesn't have to, seeing as where he's staying is likely an hour away from me, but he offered without me even asking or knowing of it. Would it be appropriate to gift him a small bottle of whiskey or rum as a small thank-you gift? (I've been waiting 6+ months for these boxes, as my ex only got around to mailing one of them.)

i don't think there's anything wrong with it. you're making a nice gesture to think him for his own.

on a side note i really like the tags for this thread.

which one do u like?

i want qwertyys dick

or

qwerty's two inch cock

i added the 'suck my dick ki' one

pansy = qwertyy's bf

is the best

whoever said u have a two inch cock was being a bit generous don't u think

a little bit yeah but idk how an adult would mix up inches and feet

As said, a nice gesture if you know he likes whiskey and will drink it. It would be embarrassing if he quit for the new year though.

Oh, I doubt it; his nightly rum and diet coke/whiskey and diet coke was a vital part of his de-stressing evening routine! Just need to decide what to get.

Man Like Monkey is always thinking about feet.

:D

The mad ting is, it was actually me who put that tag on the thread.

I removed 'bigbritishcocks' to do it lol.

"Show me ur dirty pillows" is my fav tag on this site.

im offended

Was that Sansa?

The **** should I know?

I don't ****ing know mate I just asked because you mentioned it.

u wot m8

Bob Ross marathon on Twitch again...

https://www.twitch.tv/bobross

Oh, thank goodness. A Bob Ross marathon is precisely what I need on this hellish day.

Essential MBcore

http://i.imgur.com/UhkWf9o.jpg

haha that's awesome. needs pageninetynine tho.

There just isn't enough room in 50 slots for everything man

sad face

s/o for bright eyes tho

Somebody please talk me out of buying a harp on Amazon. I am close to doing it! But I need new books, not a harp. (I'm currently drinking wine while listening to folk ballads on the youtube, which is always a dangerous combination.)