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Blank. 05-17-2017 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1836520)
No i compared them to the people in the video.

How do i light the fuse once its inside?

You seem like a smart cat. You can figure it out.

Mondo Bungle 05-17-2017 07:45 PM

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...18&oe=59B26421

rostasi 05-17-2017 08:54 PM

7' 7" Romanian, 16 year old Robert Bobrockzy

http://tinyimg.io/i/O0qQbPM.jpg

Blank. 05-17-2017 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 1836732)
7' 7" Romanian, 16 year old Robert Bobrockzy

http://tinyimg.io/i/O0qQbPM.jpg

He looks like he's going to snap in half.

The Batlord 05-17-2017 09:22 PM

Man if that guy trips he's taking at least five people with him.

Cuthbert 05-18-2017 06:19 AM

I genuinely feel sorry for him. Would hate to be that tall and he isn't finished growing either. Anything over 6 ft 4ish is past being 'tall and handsome' and is just into awkward and lanky territory.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 10:07 AM

http://i.imgur.com/waM9eTk.png

Tristan_Geoff 05-18-2017 10:33 AM

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The Batlord 05-18-2017 10:36 AM

Why the hell are there four pages worth of threads tagged "batlord is a fern"? Who is doing this? Who would have the patience? I blame Nea.

rostasi 05-18-2017 10:37 AM

https://i.imgur.com/f462IUj.gif

The Batlord 05-18-2017 10:55 AM

If a workout class has only one gender then it's probably either yuppie cracker bull**** or meathead bodybuilder grossness.

Frownland 05-18-2017 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1836970)
If a workout class has only one gender then it's probably either yuppie cracker bull**** or meathead bodybuilder grossness.

Dude there's a male right in plain view in that gif.

I could watch that all day btw. Goofy ass goldens are my favourite.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1836971)
Dude there's a male right in plain view in that gif.

I could watch that all day btw. Goofy ass goldens are my favourite.

A castrated male.

Chiomara 05-18-2017 11:18 AM

Wow, what a helpful golden retriever! Showing the humans how to exercise properly!

It looks like one of those "morning bootcamp" type workout classes that you often see at parks in the suburbs. Around here there's often only a couple men in them; the rest are usually moms. They pay real, actual money for a personal trainer to have them do a bunch of very basic exercises in a park at 5 am. (Why pay for that when one can just torture themselves for free?)

The Batlord 05-18-2017 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1836976)
Wow, what a helpful golden retriever! Showing the humans how to exercise properly!

It looks like one of those "morning bootcamp" type workout classes that you often see at parks in the suburbs. Around here there's often only a couple men in them; the rest are usually moms. They pay real, actual money for a personal trainer to have them do a bunch of very basic exercises in a park at 5 am. (Why pay for that when one can just torture themselves for free?)

I guess cause they're too ****ing lazy to motivate themselves, so all their snooty friends will see them exercising, and for the chance to gossip.

rostasi 05-18-2017 11:25 AM

This place.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Fjr6v8...80743a087a3dca

DwnWthVwls 05-18-2017 12:37 PM

Krysten Ritter.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...037f4cb136.gif

The Batlord 05-18-2017 12:44 PM

OMFG it feels like a mosquito bit my nipple and it's driving me crazy!

The Batlord 05-18-2017 02:33 PM

http://i.imgur.com/hpahaHz.jpg

Frownland 05-18-2017 02:36 PM

My question is was that part of his weight loss? I know those subs aren't healthy and you've got to work them off somehow.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1837128)
My question is was that part of his weight loss? I know those subs aren't healthy and you've got to work them off somehow.

I'm sure there are low fat options at Subway. Jared just needed a reward for his hard work.

Key 05-18-2017 02:39 PM

ok i'm going to ask you guys to stop these jokes before it gets worse. child molestation is not a funny thing in the slightest. i'm honestly shocked you guys even find this funny.

Frownland 05-18-2017 02:40 PM

I agree that child molestation is definitely not funny, Kiiii. Jokes about them can be though.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1837130)
ok i'm going to ask you guys to stop these jokes before it gets worse. child molestation is not a funny thing in the slightest. i'm honestly shocked you guys even find this funny.

This touched me.

Key 05-18-2017 02:42 PM

**** off. I hate both of you. Sincerely. You can both just **** off.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 02:42 PM

**** me. (I'm legal, I promise.)

DwnWthVwls 05-18-2017 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1837133)
**** off. I hate both of you. Sincerely. You can both just **** off.

http://new1.fjcdn.com/pictures/The_6cf3bd_572054.png

Frownland 05-18-2017 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1837129)
I'm sure there are low fat options at Subway.

They have less and less as the childhood obesity epidemic increases.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 02:49 PM

I miss Pedobear. I feel like the SJWs killed him.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 02:54 PM

I think the greatest thing on earth is that weed kills nausea. It's like a second wind for booze that makes booze even better.

Frownland 05-18-2017 02:56 PM

Ja, being nauseous from the night before is usually my drive for a wake and bake.

And it definitely makes it alcohol better. Not nearly as big of a fan of when I drink without herb.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1837142)
Ja, being nauseous from the night before is usually my drive for a wake and bake.

And it definitely makes it alcohol better. Not nearly as big of a fan of when I drink without herb.

I mean when you're in the middle of drinking and you start feeling nauseated and you smoke a bowl and all of a sudden you're golden. Good way to get alcohol poisoning I suppose, but it's a fair trade.

Frownland 05-18-2017 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1837143)
I mean when you're in the middle of drinking and you start feeling nauseated and you smoke a bowl and all of a sudden you're golden. Good way to get alcohol poisoning I suppose, but it's a fair trade.

That too, but I meant when people think you're disgusting and you smoke a bowl and you're tolerable.

Frownland 05-18-2017 03:11 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...8f&oe=59A9D68A

djchameleon 05-18-2017 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1836544)
is this bait? god i hope this is bait

Nah I am deadass.

The Batlord 05-18-2017 03:36 PM

http://i.imgur.com/ssneAzf.png

The Batlord 05-18-2017 09:09 PM

Bruh, I used to have St. Bernards and they were the goofiest dogs.

http://i.imgur.com/gLvNjl5.gif

https://i.giphy.com/q1pptp9fu8fGo.webp

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/332...rd-puppy-o.gif

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-...ping-couch.gif

Chiomara 05-19-2017 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1837269)

Big giant goofy dogs are the BEST dogs in the world (well, every dog is the best dog in the world but still). Especially the really talkative ones.


Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-19-2017 09:19 AM

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