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Depending on how fat they are, a whale-woman with a good fashion sense might as well be Jabba the Hutt with a tube of lipstick.
LOL you are my favorite.
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I posted this in the funny YouTube videos thread but since it's an ad, it fits right in here as well...


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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

She's a Brick House
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the other day at work I started writing the perfect parody for a Beavis and Butthead Christmas special.

I wanna wish you a merry Christmas
from my bowels
with a fart
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Depending on how fat they are, a whale-woman with a good fashion sense might as well be Jabba the Hutt with a tube of lipstick.
Monique came to mind..
Then me doing things to Monique came to mind..

i like chubby chicks, especially if they're sassy.
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"Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A
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Bit like their owners then

I love America and the Americans.


They do say pets resemble their owners.
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Christmas music is fucking terrifying sometimes.

He sees you when you're sleeping



He knows when you're awake



He knows if you've been bad or good



So be good, for goodness' sake



You better watch out, you better not cry



You better not pout, I'm telling you why



...Santa Claus is a creepy fucking bastard and you should probably board up your windows and doors because apparently he's coming to town and probably going to fuck your shit up.

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Some chap from London getting a UK Christmas number 1 off the back of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I

Man like the Wealdstone Raider

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