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The Batlord 07-06-2017 07:50 AM

nb4 goofle

Plankton 07-06-2017 09:25 AM

Blacklist:
Isbjørn

Frownland 07-06-2017 12:17 PM

But did you know that nazi stands for socialism? That means that socialism and totalitarianism are the same.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 01:16 PM

http://i.imgur.com/4FXcqUd.jpg

Cuthbert 07-06-2017 01:35 PM

Charles if you get round to listening to that Dizzee Rascal album let me know, I'm interested to see what you think.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1853232)
Charles if you get round to listening to that Dizzee Rascal album let me know, I'm interested to see what you think.

I think the cover is pretty nifty.

Cuthbert 07-06-2017 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1853233)
I think the cover is pretty nifty.

:beer:

The Batlord 07-06-2017 03:06 PM

Does anyone else feel like their ears might be too big for headphones? What do you even do about that?

Chiomara 07-06-2017 03:11 PM

I have the opposite problem; mine are too small for most. I suppose we just suffer.

Cuthbert 07-06-2017 03:33 PM

I've got little ears as well.

Frownland 07-06-2017 03:35 PM

Headphones I've never had problems with. Earbuds, on the other ****ing hand, were clearly designed to fit Dumbo.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 03:47 PM

http://i.imgur.com/mclYPhv.jpg

Isbjørn 07-06-2017 04:21 PM

What

The Batlord 07-06-2017 04:24 PM

http://i.imgur.com/FwWniSV.jpg?1

Frownland 07-06-2017 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1853271)
What

Well if you have small ears, then it's more difficult to fit earbuds in them. I was just being hyperbolic, I don't actually think that they design earbuds for elephants.

Mondo Bungle 07-06-2017 05:26 PM

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34....f9&oe=59613B1D

The Batlord 07-06-2017 05:32 PM

Do you think there's a psychological phenomenon that makes ugly people attracted to each other, or do they just breed through sheer force of will and loneliness? I mean I think ugly people are ugly, but I'm also not willing to settle for some big ol' fat troll out of desperation.

Mondo Bungle 07-06-2017 05:43 PM

what if someone else didn't think they were ugly :0

Chiomara 07-06-2017 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1853289)
Do you think there's a psychological phenomenon that makes ugly people attracted to each other, or do they just breed through sheer force of will and loneliness?

Well, it seems that most end up with people who are roughly as attractive (in terms of conventional beauty/attractiveness standards) as they are, so I think it has more to do with that than with a attraction to ugliness per se. A lot of long-term couples seem to even resemble each other somewhat and have similar features, even.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 05:55 PM

But how the **** do Walmart shoppers find someone who finds them at all attractive? There's gotta be a limit to just how much ugly even the ugliest people can tolerate. And how the **** do old people have sex with each other? They look like a wallet that almost got turned into a real boy. Or those people with half their teeth missing and no gums, so that the teeth they do have are all exposed and snaggly and yellow. How can someone stick their tongue in that without throwing up?

Chiomara 07-06-2017 05:59 PM

Wal-Mart is an alternate hell dimension; it doesn't count.

Mondo Bungle 07-06-2017 07:01 PM

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34....f9&oe=59613B1D

Zhanteimi 07-06-2017 07:56 PM

There are only two reasons I want to be a mod: (a) approve my own journal entries and (b) remove the 'batlord is a cuck' tag from my journal.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 08:03 PM

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bstngp.gif

Zhanteimi 07-06-2017 08:17 PM

I'm not saying you aren't a cuck.

The Batlord 07-06-2017 08:18 PM

But your journal is Jesus friendly?

Zhanteimi 07-06-2017 08:19 PM

I just want to be Jesus to my journal.

Frownland 07-06-2017 08:23 PM

The funnier part of this photo is how many people don't realize that this dude is probably making a joke about Paris, Texas.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...99&oe=59D5AB0B

The Batlord 07-06-2017 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord
It's like a genius, Batman comics fan, lingerie model nymphomaniac who listens to Nickelback.

No context.

Isbjørn 07-06-2017 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1853294)
Well, it seems that most end up with people who are roughly as attractive (in terms of conventional beauty/attractiveness standards) as they are, so I think it has more to do with that than with a attraction to ugliness per se. A lot of long-term couples seem to even resemble each other somewhat and have similar features, even.

I think there's been studies on this (though I can't seem to find them) and it makes my heart fuzzy since my partner is hella hot

Chiomara 07-07-2017 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isbjørn (Post 1853362)
I think there's been studies on this (though I can't seem to find them) and it makes my heart fuzzy since my partner is hella hot

Then clearly you're hot! Some links:
If I'm Not Hot, Are You Hot or Not? Physical-Attractiveness Evaluations and Dating Preferences as a Function of One's Own Attractiveness
Married couples with common ancestry also share similar genes
Science finds out why some married couples look alike - National | Globalnews.ca
Somewhat related: Study shows trustworthy people perceived to look similar to ourselves

Everyone I've dated has been utterly average (objectively that is; I found them plenty attractive) which confirms my suspicion that I am woefully average as well.

Tristan_Geoff 07-07-2017 12:12 AM


The Batlord 07-07-2017 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1853397)
Everyone I've dated has been utterly average (objectively that is; I found them plenty attractive) which confirms my suspicion that I am woefully average as well.

Eh, you're fine. The cheeks are cute.

Tristan_Geoff 07-07-2017 12:13 AM

But seriously though Isbjorn and Chio you two are extremely attractive and I mean that sincerely

Chiomara 07-07-2017 12:15 AM

https://68.media.tumblr.com/a4da4e1b...9jico1_540.jpg

The Batlord 07-07-2017 12:16 AM

That frog is totally asking the mosquito if it wants to join in.

Blank. 07-07-2017 12:21 AM

http://pa1.narvii.com/5891/677896561...f197856_hq.gif

Isbjørn 07-07-2017 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrs. Tristan rosenstock (Post 1853400)
but seriously though isbjorn and chio you two are extremely attractive and i mean that sincerely

<3

Blue Hawk 07-07-2017 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1853289)
I mean I think ugly people are ugly, but I'm also not willing to settle for some big ol' fat troll out of desperation.

Are you ugly?

Cuthbert 07-07-2017 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mord (Post 1853322)
There are only two reasons I want to be a mod: (a) approve my own journal entries and (b) remove the 'batlord is a cuck' tag from my journal.

:laughing:


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