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This site is SO entertaining; you draw a face in the box and it transforms it into a (usually somewhat terrifying) portrait-style image. Everyone please admire my beautiful monster children:

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Death metal album cover right here

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Dear people across the ocean,

Why is your version of court so much more entertaining than ours?

I mean it's still terrible, but if I had to pick between Rinder or Judge Judy, I'd pick Rinder all day.

Why was JWB banned again? Broke no rules and he's been permabanned for over a year, just let the fucker post.

I banned him because that bitch still owes me money.

Should just let him post, no reason to ban for the sake of it.

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1842476)

Should just let him post, no reason to ban for the sake of it.

Yeah, JWB is such a little angel, why would anybody ban him? It just doesn't add up.

I'm bored and in a silly mood so I wrote this out when asked to take a customer satisfaction survey after speaking to a rep from Warby Parker. They really are awesome. I gotta say.

The prompt was "Why does Maddie deserve 5 stars?"

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Because Maddie talks like a happy person who likes her job and doesn't sound like a robot.

"I'm sorry to hear that. Your concern is our concern. I will now takes 8 minutes to respond with less information than you had before"

Yeah. Get out of here robot customer service person. Be more like Maddie who has the same eye phobias and procrastination issues as I do. That's a connection. That is service. We are all just people needing answers to their outdated prescription questions. Let's be real about it. Maddie deserves whatever accolades a single customer service survey can get her. Free lunch? Gold star on her desk? Pat on the back? Actually, don't pat Maddie on the back. That isn't good office behavior. ive her the free lunch and if all else fails, throw her some shooty finger guns and be like "Way to go Maddie".

She deserves that.

HOLY JESUS I JUST SCROLLED DOWN. You guys let me choose a reward for Maddie? You guys are freakin' awesome. Okay, I don't see any shooty finger guns. Can I pick all three? Nope. Now I have to decide.

Coffee is pretty important but some people don't like coffee and I don't know much about Maddie since we only chatted for a few minutes.

Lunch is always cool. Do you guys get Chipotle or maybe fast food? Fast food can be pretty gross. I don't like that risk.

Product is the big risk though. Could be a new car or it could be a little plastic box to hold paper clips that always eats the last two or three paperclips because they fall to the bottom and are basically suction cupped and will remain there until you either light it on fire or shoot it into space. Hopefully it's a car.

I'll go with lunch because Maddie is at least guaranteed a lunch. There is a distinct difference between lunch and a snack and I trust Warby Parker to know that difference.

Thanks Maddie!

P.S. You better buy Maddie a freakin' lunch after I wrote this survey out. I'll be disappointed if you don't and I'll find out one way or another.

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"There better not be any goddamn monkeys in this closet, Alex."

"Of course not," I said as I got a firmer grip on my gun. He wasn't going to like seeing those apes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu8BVT5Yt2U

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1842410)

Nah son. Yeah he has some funny moments but have you seen the court with three judges. That show is entertaining and Judge Mattis used to be fun to watch also.

I just go to the real court house to see people get sentenced. It's hilarious! I saw one guy get sentenced to a decade for selling herb on a large scale. The way him and his family were crying had me in stitches breh.

^ anyone who isn't a Queer National Stalinist is 100% revisionist

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1842975)

Nah son. Yeah he has some funny moments but have you seen the court with three judges. That show is entertaining and Judge Mattis used to be fun to watch also.

Video was meh, but you're right Mattis is probably the most entertaining American one I've seen. I think what grabbed me about the british version is just the way they talk and the culture difference, not so much the judge. I'm sure it's much lamer to people actually from there.

After watching a bunch of boxing **** on Youtube I'm forced to conclude that although I would much rather get knocked out by Muhammad Ali than Mike Tyson, I'd feel like much more of a little bitch after Ali.

But god damn do I not wanna get hit by Mike Tyson.

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1843147)

where you been comrade

Busy kicking ass and eating pussy, but now I'm back

Jk just busy and also stuck in the ironic meme-world

The Batlord smiles, he thinks the fern is his friend.

The fern smiles, he is glad The Batlord is fooled.

Now he can exploit him.

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1843702)

i'm on spotify!

https://play.spotify.com/artist/4vdjshzgwgwaxznet1iypo

your music sucks and you should feel ashamed!

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Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1843727)

your music sucks and you should feel ashamed!

true

I wish there was a town called Fucken so that I could lay a TH joke down on this bitch.

Not being funny is like a drug isn't it?

There once was a man from Fucken
Who decided to make a turducken
He was ready to dive in
But when he cut in
He found that his dick was stuck in it

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1843853)

Not being funny is like a drug isn't it?

I'm usually laughing at the kind of person that would laugh at that kind of joke which is what makes it funny because I'm being double secret ironic about it.

Nah I just have a terrible sense of humour.

Who the fuck is Piotr? Is he the fabled mod that comes in when all the users are asleep, and deletes their drunken shitposts?

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1843898)

Who the fuck is Piotr? Is he the fabled mod that comes in when all the users are asleep, and deletes their drunken shitposts?

Music Banter - View Profile: piotr

Colossus sounds like he would be a good mod but a total wet blanket.