The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

Mondo Bungle · 02-19-2015, 08:04 PM

I can't accept the payment without verifying my account (and I can't do that yet), so it'll go back to you on March 16 I think.

Key · 02-19-2015, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

I can't accept the payment without verifying my account (and I can't do that yet), so it'll go back to you on March 16 I think.

Aw man.

Key · 02-19-2015, 09:11 PM

The Batlord · 02-19-2015, 09:28 PM

What the actual ****?

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 02-19-2015, 10:14 PM

this is my handwriting. though it's from a while back

The Batlord · 02-19-2015, 10:37 PM

Your spelling was ****.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 02-19-2015, 10:42 PM

i spell outside the box

Mondo Bungle · 02-20-2015, 12:02 AM

Searched the metal archives for Pest (Gorgoroth among others), and there's 22 metal musicians using the name

Key · 02-20-2015, 12:07 AM

I have a pussy on my lap. And by pussy I mean a cat, and by lap I mean my organs have fallen out of my stomach, and by stomach I mean an atom bomb is about to strike, and by strike I mean let's make signs and preach what we want, and by what we want I mean man chicken sounds good huh like for real I want some, chicken sounds delicious, i wonder if i ate chicken right now would i turn into a chicken, that'd be funny, this is a run on sentence, but its ok, because if i had chicken all would be forgiven, and no its not a run on sentence, im using commas to break the breath, cmon read it like you mean it, be a man.

Josef K · 02-20-2015, 07:18 AM

I have a a cat on my my organs have fallen out of my an atom bomb is about to let's make signs and preach man chicken sounds good huh like for real I want some.

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02-19-2015, 09:11 PM	#3803 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153

02-19-2015, 10:14 PM	#3805 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	this is my handwriting. though it's from a while back

02-19-2015, 10:42 PM	#3807 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	i spell outside the box

02-20-2015, 12:07 AM	#3809 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I have a pussy on my lap. And by pussy I mean a cat, and by lap I mean my organs have fallen out of my stomach, and by stomach I mean an atom bomb is about to strike, and by strike I mean let's make signs and preach what we want, and by what we want I mean man chicken sounds good huh like for real I want some, chicken sounds delicious, i wonder if i ate chicken right now would i turn into a chicken, that'd be funny, this is a run on sentence, but its ok, because if i had chicken all would be forgiven, and no its not a run on sentence, im using commas to break the breath, cmon read it like you mean it, be a man.

02-20-2015, 07:18 AM	#3810 (permalink)
Josef K A Jew on a motorbike! Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 800	I have a a cat on my my organs have fallen out of my an atom bomb is about to let's make signs and preach man chicken sounds good huh like for real I want some.