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Old 02-22-2015, 06:15 PM   #3911 (permalink)
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Of that dirty bitch thinks I missed my name in that post, she can go **** herself.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-22-2015, 06:18 PM   #3912 (permalink)
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Of that dirty bitch thinks I missed my name in that post, she can go **** herself.
I knew you'd see it.

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Old 02-22-2015, 06:20 PM   #3913 (permalink)
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I knew you'd see it.
I guess there's nothing to do now but find one of your pictures in the Member Picture Gallery and masturbate to it.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-22-2015, 06:20 PM   #3914 (permalink)
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I heard she keeps a framed picture of your asshole on her mantle because it was just that shiny.
My secret is Crisco.

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Old 02-22-2015, 06:23 PM   #3915 (permalink)
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I guess there's nothing to do now but find one of your pictures in the Member Picture Gallery and masturbate to it.
be my guest, at least someone appreciates my face.

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My secret is Crisco.

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fill bathtub halfway with crisco
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run until he sees some sort of poly/vinyl sign
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horrify children
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Old 02-22-2015, 06:24 PM   #3916 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2015, 06:25 PM   #3917 (permalink)
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it better look a little like this or you're doing it wrong.
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Old 02-22-2015, 06:27 PM   #3918 (permalink)
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Hey Ladyislingering, word on the street is that your cat is an asshole. Any truth to this?
Your avatars have gotten progressively worse since your arrival. False advertisement, false first impression. God damn con artist.
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Old 02-22-2015, 06:28 PM   #3919 (permalink)
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Old 02-22-2015, 07:11 PM   #3920 (permalink)
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Your avatars have gotten progressively worse since your arrival. False advertisement, false first impression. God damn con artist.
Well, I could have gone with generic black and white pictures of forlorn ladies, but you've already cornered that market. Also, I can't imagine that your first impression of me led you on in any way, since our first real conversation started with this:

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