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Cuthbert 04-05-2018 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938573)
I always picture mindfulness in a sideways baseball cap.

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Frownland 04-05-2018 06:06 PM

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Cuthbert 04-05-2018 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1938596)

:D

Very true.

That Twitter account that retweets the made up tweets is good for this.

https://www.newstatesman.com/science...ner-didn-t?amp

grindy 04-06-2018 12:20 AM

Which one of you lives closest to Mindfulness? I'd contribute to a Kickstarter to make a short documentary, not even joking.

MicShazam 04-06-2018 05:19 AM

Get Werner Herzog on it and I'll contribute.

grindy 04-06-2018 05:49 AM

That would be seriously awesome. Herzog narrating the weirdness in his earnest, teutonic manner would be incredibly fitting.

Cuthbert 04-06-2018 03:52 PM

https://twitter.com/CosmoKhan7/statu...58469561942017

:D

DwnWthVwls 04-06-2018 10:27 PM

@MLM - I found you hot gamer girl feet:

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OccultHawk 04-06-2018 11:35 PM

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Cuthbert 04-07-2018 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1938922)
@MLM - I found you hot gamer girl feet:

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>>>

Very nice mate.

Frown sometimes leaves fetish related posts on my profile.

Been enjoying them recently but not the one he just left.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 09:53 AM

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OccultHawk 04-07-2018 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1938997)

That’s sexy as hell.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 10:51 AM

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Cuthbert 04-07-2018 11:02 AM

haha second one >>>

Will be using it lots.

Keep up the good work Charles loving these posts.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 11:26 AM

#imnotracistbut

OMFG black women are the worst customers by ten miles. Black men are fine, black kids are fine, women in general are fine. But black women are like a minefield of being ****heads when they get the chance to lord over people in the service industry. They're the most demanding, the most entitled, the most rude, the most indifferent to any customers waiting behind them, and the most likely to complain over nonsense.

First time I got a customer complaint in forever cause some bitch wanted to make sure the cheese on her sandwiches was melted, which was relayed to me by a coworker, and I told her that the sandwiches on the heat chute already had melted cheese. I was then informed that she wanted her sandwiches fresh, and so I did so.

Later found out she bitched at my manager because she didn't like my lip or something. I hadn't even been rude. Of all the times I've been absolutely deserving of a customer complaint it's the time I did nothing that I get in trouble? **** off. Black women will be the death of me.

Cuthbert 04-07-2018 11:29 AM

So how many pubes did you put in her sandwich?

The Batlord 04-07-2018 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939024)
So how many pubes did you put in her sandwich?

Didn't know the shower cap-wearing **** was a **** until after she was gone, otherwise...

Cuthbert 04-07-2018 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939025)
Didn't know the shower cap-wearing **** was a **** until after she was gone, otherwise...

https://twitter.com/lovelarrieuxx/st...83036924841984

lol read this thread.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939034)

I don't want to make a black woman food but she can make me food any day. Except for that chick at work who makes pig's feet and stanky cabbage and heats it up in the microwave two feet from my face. You cool, bitch, but keep your poor people cooking away from me.

OccultHawk 04-07-2018 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939022)
#imnotracistbut

OMFG black women are the worst customers by ten miles. Black men are fine, black kids are fine, women in general are fine. But black women are like a minefield of being ****heads when they get the chance to lord over people in the service industry. They're the most demanding, the most entitled, the most rude, the most indifferent to any customers waiting behind them, and the most likely to complain over nonsense.

First time I got a customer complaint in forever cause some bitch wanted to make sure the cheese on her sandwiches was melted, which was relayed to me by a coworker, and I told her that the sandwiches on the heat chute already had melted cheese. I was then informed that she wanted her sandwiches fresh, and so I did so.

Later found out she bitched at my manager because she didn't like my lip or something. I hadn't even been rude. Of all the times I've been absolutely deserving of a customer complaint it's the time I did nothing that I get in trouble? **** off. Black women will be the death of me.

People who’ve had the good fortune of not having to deal with this undesirable consequence of centuries of racism topped with decades of welfare can pass judgement but I know exactly the subset of silverbacks of which you speak.



He was acquitted, too. You can tell that privileged white bitch doesn’t have to deal with that **** everyday. They never shut the **** up. That guy used minimum force. They cackle like dusted hyenas from dusk to dawn.

Cuthbert 04-07-2018 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1939040)
the subset of silverbacks

They cackle like dusted hyenas from dusk to dawn.

ffs :D

OccultHawk 04-07-2018 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939041)
ffs :D

You have to be in a situation where you have to deal with them constantly to understand.

Not all black women either. Some are the best people I know. But this type like that are horrendous creatures.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1939040)
People who’ve had the good fortune of not having to deal with this undesirable consequence of centuries of racism topped with decades of welfare can pass judgement but I know exactly the subset of silverbacks of which you speak.



He was acquitted, too. You can tell that privileged white bitch doesn’t have to deal with that **** everyday. They never shut the **** up. That guy used minimum force. They cackle like dusted hyenas from dusk to dawn.

NGL like I've never had the urge to do that to a black woman bitching loudly over nothing just so she can get a refund and keep her food while I have to take the brunt of my boss' bitching cause the customer is always ****ing right.

OccultHawk 04-07-2018 01:12 PM

Dude

Just as a customer if you go to wrong fast food place you see it every time you go in. Breakfast comes with coffee. Bitch orders juice. Costs 30 cents more. She’s off to the races yelling about it comes with a drink. Just any kind of ****. One reason I go to Churches Chicken is they don’t play that ****. They’re like take your money and get the **** out bitch. They ban people. Still with their prices and fearless locations they stay packed. They’re nice but you better be nice, too.

In Brooklyn and **** those Chinese shops don’t play. Three choices A,B, or C and they stand behind plexiglass. Whatever you try to say they just yell A, B, or C. Everything costs exactly ten dollars and don’t try pulling out quarters and ****. “You Go!!!”

The Batlord 04-07-2018 01:18 PM

Holy **** there's a Church's closer to me than BK. Might have to apply. I don't know why so many of my co-workers over the years have rolled over every ****ing time just to get people out of the store as quickly as possible. **** that. Make an issue of a ****head customer. Hold up a line as long as possible so that everyone there knows that you will not tolerate an *******. Make the ******* shake with rage over you clearly treating them with contempt. The alternative is what makes people hate everything about everything twenty years down the line. At least you get to vent and maintain your dignity if you treat bull**** like it deserves.

OccultHawk 04-07-2018 01:29 PM

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Church's
I thought they stylized it Churches for some reason.

Quick check I’m wrong.

The one near me doesn’t hire white people.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 01:48 PM

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Cuthbert 04-07-2018 02:50 PM

Is leaving a cat in a bedroom for 24 hours or more cruel?

I would say yes what do you guys think.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939083)
Is leaving a cat in a bedroom for 24 hours or more cruel?

I would say yes what do you guys think.

If they have food and a litter box I doubt they care.

Cuthbert 04-07-2018 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939085)
If they have food and a litter box I doubt they care.

Suppose you're right yeah.

Doesn't seem fair to me though.

Key 04-07-2018 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939083)
Is leaving a cat in a bedroom for 24 hours or more cruel?

I would say yes what do you guys think.

You can leave a cat alone for about 2 days, but I wouldn't recommend more than that unless you have someone check on them. I've left my cat for a weekend by himself and he just slept the whole time. I also recommend getting a self feeding food dish. One where the food continuously falls down. Just so the cat doesn't starve. So yeah, 24 hours should be fine.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 02:58 PM

I've had cats for years. Some of them like being outside. The ones that don't aren't all that arsed about having a large environment to explore. They just like a place to lay around and maybe a window to look out of. Cats aren't exactly the most active animals.

Cuthbert 04-07-2018 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1939088)
You can leave a cat alone for about 2 days, but I wouldn't recommend more than that unless you have someone check on them. I've left my cat for a weekend by himself and he just slept the whole time. I also recommend getting a self feeding food dish. One where the food continuously falls down. Just so the cat doesn't starve. So yeah, 24 hours should be fine.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939089)
I've had cats for years. Some of them like being outside. The ones that don't aren't all that arsed about having a large environment to explore. They just like a place to lay around and maybe a window to look out of. Cats aren't exactly the most active animals.

Ok cool, cheers guys.

Key 04-07-2018 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1939089)
I've had cats for years. Some of them like being outside. The ones that don't aren't all that arsed about having a large environment to explore. They just like a place to lay around and maybe a window to look out of. Cats aren't exactly the most active animals.

That's also true. I bring my cat outside sometimes but he's mostly indoors. I also agree that if the cat has something to occupy his time like looking out a window etc, it'll hardly feel the 24 hours. Honestly the only thing that can be a little alarming is the cat may worry you don't come back, but that's more if you're gone for days and days.

I would also say that if you have a small radio, put that on when yoy leave. Ive done it for my cat when i go to work. The sound will comfort the cat because they don't feel alone.

Frownland 04-07-2018 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939083)
Is leaving a cat in a bedroom for 24 hours or more cruel?

I would say yes what do you guys think.

Depends. Is the cat annoying?

The Batlord 04-07-2018 03:06 PM

Cats definitely like human attention no matter what the haters say, but they can still live without for a day or two and not be clinically depressed like a dog. Just make sure to cuddle when you get back.

The Batlord 04-07-2018 03:08 PM

But dogs tho.

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Cuthbert 04-07-2018 03:11 PM

I'm not leaving a cat. I'm concerned about a cat.

Key 04-07-2018 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939095)
I'm not leaving a cat. I'm concerned about a cat.

Fair enough. They should be fine. I understand the worry though. I was concerned the first time I left my cat alone for a weekend. But I came back and all he wanted was snuggles.

The Batlord 04-09-2018 04:06 AM

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