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I am no longer human. I am meme!
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I try not to be like everyone else. All I can be is just meme.
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Me holding myself hostage as I watch yet another bad horror movie on netflix instead of going to bed |
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Dancing Queen is one of the greatest songs of all time.
Man's got Arrival on vinyl. |
Here's an update on me if anyone gives two ****s:
I've spent the past few months social media free, and I can't even begin to tell you how wonderful it is not feeling like I have to check my phone every 10 minutes. It's allowed me to open my eyes to more things in the world, and just seeing it for what it is. On top of that, my depression has steadily been getting worse, and I really just don't care anymore. I don't think I'd ever get to the point where I feel it's the end of the road, but embracing it and being aware of it is half the battle, if not more. Been working 40+ hours every week and my bank is flourishing to the point where even big purchases don't hinder me. On that note, I recently bought myself a brand new gaming PC. My old PC was literally a piece of trash i comparison. Here it is if you're interested in models, specs, etc. https://ci4.googleusercontent.com/pr...recipeName=350 On top of that, I've been playing a **** ton of games lately. Playerunknowns Battlegrounds, The Witcher III, Divinity Original Sin 2 (2nd playthrough), Subnautica, Slay The Spire, Fallout 4 (modded), and CS:GO, and every single game I play has literally 0 issues running it. I've been getting a consistent 60fps and ultra high settings are my defaults for all games. If you've been holding off on buying yourself a gaming PC, do yourself a favor and splurge on one. Mine cost around $1600-$1700 after tax. Worth every penny. |
Nice, I recommend getting an extra 1TB SSD and/or HDD if you're gonna be playing a sh*t load of games.
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This is easily the worst thing I've seen all month:
Slice of Sauce™: an All-Natural, No-Mess "Slice" of Ketchup Just imagine biting into a giant, cold stack of these. |
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This was started over 2 months ago and there's no love at all. Not even a dollars worth.
https://www.gofundme.com/bucketheadland I'm thinking it's way too advanced of a concept for most, no... scratch that, everyone on the planet to understand. Give til it hurts, people. |
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Puppers...
Saluki https://i.imgur.com/RkqedaN.jpg Xoloitzcuintli https://53.img.avito.st/640x480/3017873153.jpg |
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You’re 22.
Be turning 23 soon. Ask parents for Shrek themed party. Just like the last 12 years. Mom says I'm too old for Shrek Tell her she better check herself before she Shrek's herself Mom asks if I've taken my meds. I say yes, then ask for an onion flavored cake. Mom says no. I call her a Farquaad bitch. She sends me to my room and tears stream down my face. Jacking off will probably cheer me up. Pull out super dreck MLP Friendship is Magic DVD collection Open them up to see five Shrek discs (including Puss in Boots) that my mom thought were in her room. Its the 171st day of the year. Today I am scheduled to masturbate to Artie from Shrek the Third. Fap furiously when Artie appears and am finished in seconds. Wipe semen off my chest with Twilight Sparkle stuffed pony. Start to think about fight with mother again. Get an idea. Sneak out of room. Mom is sleeping. Go to shed in backyard Grab the sharpest tool in the shed. Stand outside Mom's door. Too chicken to do it. I pray to Shrek for courage. The scent of onions fill the room. A green hand takes the tool from me. "I'll take it from here laddie." Shrek says. Shrek plants the tool deep in my mother's body ogre and ogre again. The stabbing went on for almost an hour. Blood sprayed all ogre the room and on my body. Especially my hands and arms. Shrek is finally finished with my mother and he looks at me. I pull off my blood soaked clothes and poke my butt in the air. Shrek picks me up with one hand and uses his Schlong to sweep the remains of my mother off of her bed. Despite the carnage, it still smells like onions. But now the smell of waffles and litter enter the room as well. Donkey, Fiona and Puss are suddenly at my side. All of them are just as nude as Shrek. Shrek flops down on his back on the bed. Blood pools around him as his weight squeezes it out of the mattress like a sponge. He still has me in one hand. He skewers me on his shrock and begins using my ******* to pleasure himself. His slimy member provides lube, but it does nothing to stop the anal stretching as it flexibly snakes its way through my intestinal tract. Princess Fiona jumps on top of me and I silently plead to Shrek that my small dick is enough to please her majesty. Fiona slips my dick into her snatch and it closes in around my penis. Her ogress pussy vacuums my dick with the frenzy of a Jack in the Box customer trying to get just one little taste of his ogrely thick milkshake. It feels as if the inside of my woody is being sucked out my pee hole. I am now in the middle of an ogre sandwich. An Ogreo if you will. I motorboat her giant green titties and suck the onion juice out of her nipples. All the while with Shrek's green anaconda still slithering inside me. I turn my head to the left and gasp for breath. As I do, Donkey stuffs my mouth with his schlong. It quickly finds its way deep into my esophagus. I am finding hard to breath with Donkey's "little Donkey" thrusting within, yet never receding from my gaping mouth as one of my nostrils is filled with snot. Puss in Boots nimbly climbs up the others and drags his ass and balls on my face. Puss turns around and I see his small barbed baculum poking out from his fur. He examines my two nose ****s and thankfully chooses the one already filled with snot to jab his boner into. It is the greatest moment of my life. I submit myself completely to Fairy Tale Lands finest. The amount of movement going in on inside of me is indescribable. I am now 33% cock. I reach around and claw at Fiona's rump, trying to get a chance to stick my fist in the greatest woman of all time. Then, it happened. Shrek and Donkeys foreskin meet together in my tummy. Their tips lightly kiss one another, right before spewing a stew of *** inflating my stomach like a water balloon. Seconds later, I spunk into Fiona's pussy. My eyes roll back in my head. I am breathing furiously yet only through one nostril. It isn't ogre yet. I release a lengthy stream of semen as I never have before. Donkey and Shrek still seem to be filling me with their love like a hose of sperm. I am pumping an inhuman amount of **** into Fiona, when I realize that it must be Shrek and Donkey whose *** is helping to give me extra virility. Puss's saw like wang is finally running out of mucus to drill out of my nose and it begins shaving off my nose hairs. My nose bleeds a thick pink blood-semen cocktail courtesy of Puss in Boots. After about a minute, Shrek and Donkey's ogresm is complete. Seconds later mine is done too. I am more satisfied and exhausted than I have been in my entire life. But it still isn't ogre. I look deeply and lovingly into Fiona's green eyes as Puss and Donkey retreat from my orifices. She spills forth from her mouth a cascade of all our juices. It drenches my face and I squint to see Fiona, Donkey, and Puss all looking down on me with adoration. Between gulps, I gargle "Shrek is love. Shrek is life." I fall gently to sleep with Shrek's penis still moving inside of me and mine still inside Fiona. I wake up the next morning in my mothers bed to the smell of onions and waffles. I am alone except for the unrecognizable corpse on the floor. Shrek and the others must have licked the *** all off because all that is left was blood and a floury substance on my hand. I go to the kitchen to find a plate of onion waffles waiting for me. Finally I have a family who cares for me. After eating the feast my lovers left me, I went to my room to tell the other brogres online about my Shreksperience. I find a note on the door. "I was thinking about your party, and I decided that you can have a Far Far Away party after all. It is your big day and it is up to you to decide how to spend it. I will bake you your onion cake and make brownies for everyone else. Even though you have grown up into a wonderful Prince Charming, you will always be my special little boy. Love Mommy." Prince Charming? PRINCE CHARMING? That bitch deserved to die. |
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foo0o0od review.
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so how's mb doing in 2018, anything i've missed?
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Haven't watched the video since I'm at work, but he's one of the best vocalists ever imo.
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Should have guessed that you would know this already.
And I just thought I'd been digging really deep :laughing: His voice is as mesmerizing as the animation. |
Are you familiar with Old Time Relijun?
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Nope, but I did notice their album art when finding more music from the other band. I'll check them out.
Something else you probably also know already: Xylouris White They've apparently opened for Swans before, but I've only heard of them today. |
So I was just idly browsing through the Frank Frazetta tag on tumblr dot com today and
https://78.media.tumblr.com/de21efe1...vg5fo1_540.jpg Cheesy fantasy art #Discourse disguised as memes >>>>>> God, I used so many terrible Boris Vallejo desktop wallpapers (I think the one with the ram horned demon god crouching over a lady was my favorite) when I was 15. |
I think Frazetta's work is really cool, while those Vallejo paintings are far too cheesy.
So, yeah, I'd argue they're far from the same, which might be a futile argument to make with most people lol |
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