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Old 04-04-2015, 02:48 PM   #4391 (permalink)
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But what does the peeping Tom do?
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Old 04-04-2015, 02:49 PM   #4392 (permalink)
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A pickpocket snatches watches.
A peeping Tom watches snatches.

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I still don't get it.
Is there a joke in there somewhere or am I just stupid.
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Old 04-04-2015, 02:52 PM   #4393 (permalink)
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Snatch is a popular euphemism.
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Old 04-04-2015, 02:53 PM   #4394 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2015, 03:15 PM   #4395 (permalink)
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Some things you might not know about water
Water can be used to clean hard stains.
Water is found in bleach, piping, and laundry detergent.
Heroin addicts drink 8 glasses of water a day...if they're lucky.
Water is entirely comprised of chemicals found in car exhaust and bombs.
If you boil water in a pan, it will entirely disappear. Where does it go?
Do you really want to give this toxic substance to your children? Ban water now!

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Old 04-04-2015, 04:02 PM   #4396 (permalink)
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Some things you might not know about water
Water can be used to clean hard stains.
Water is found in bleach, piping, and laundry detergent.
Heroin addicts drink 8 glasses of water a day...if they're lucky.
Water is entirely comprised of chemicals found in car exhaust and bombs.
If you boil water in a pan, it will entirely disappear. Where does it go?
Do you really want to give this toxic substance to your children? Ban water now!

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Old 04-04-2015, 04:57 PM   #4397 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2015, 05:09 PM   #4398 (permalink)
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