5.99999866

Don't they do a countdown right before launch?

Only when it's something especially delicious. Gotta get that mouth water going.

Editing posts to set up your own puns is the lowest form of THism.

I don't remember ever promising I wouldn't be acting lame.

Right here

5.99999865

(mind, you're missing the decimal and I don't want to throw things off)

Maybe my acting is so impressive you don't know that I'm actually really cool irl?

Maybe I just enjoy being viewed as a dumbass with bad taste because I'm tired of being so impressive all the time?

5.99999864

5.99999862

If I forget to post this the next time Chio shows up then someone please remind me.

https://i.imgur.com/i6Q9ShV.jpg

if a woman denies her husband sex, the angels will curse her :mad:

anyway eid mubarak bitches

My kinda god. It's not gonna suck itself.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/63/ac...1823c29a74.gif

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https://i.imgur.com/GG5M8ro.jpg

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https://i.imgur.com/ZppmE52.jpg

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https://i.imgur.com/lXbj7kZ.jpg

But seriously this is the eternal truth: teasing your pets is an art form.

https://i.imgur.com/qGHecmh.jpg

Talking to cows

They should put all the Dads with a "#1 Dad" cup in a room and let them fight it out.

You wouldn't even get to the fight. All the dad's would be going around saying "hi dad, I'm dad" to every other dad saying hello.

Dadlympics with events for grilling, jokes, life lessons, handiwork, and fun within limits.

"Fun Within Limits" is my weakest event. Pretty strong on the rest though.

Anyone who walks up to me and says "Hi Dad, I'm dad" gets an atomic wedgie.

Daditude.

And dad's dad.

Dads all she wrote.

Dads gonna do it folks

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