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Key 06-22-2018 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1964930)
It's like spit except without the sp.

:bonkhead:

Frownland 06-22-2018 03:34 PM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...27&oe=5BB99C01

Frownland 06-22-2018 04:19 PM

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...d4&oe=5BEB71E5

DwnWthVwls 06-22-2018 04:34 PM

lol

DwnWthVwls 06-22-2018 06:04 PM

Where is that damn Jordan Peterson thread? I wanted to reply to Elph.

Frownland 06-22-2018 06:11 PM

In the philosophy section (lol).

DwnWthVwls 06-22-2018 06:56 PM

Lol indeed. Thats probably why i missed it when i checked there. Im gonna have to cut elph some slack browsing via cellphone sucks.

Frownland 06-22-2018 09:52 PM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...ae&oe=5BB34CF4

Key 06-22-2018 09:53 PM

^I think I need that.

Frownland 06-22-2018 09:58 PM

Check it out first because you can get the crack pipes at a sketchy gas station.


Key 06-22-2018 09:59 PM

Also 10/10 album cover

Batman 06-23-2018 12:06 AM

Its kinda funny when ppl hide their intentions, try to get you to go along with what they want by disguising it, and then act like they have any right to be disappointed when you find out who they really are.

Frownland 06-23-2018 10:38 AM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...09&oe=5BA088F1

Oriphiel 06-23-2018 12:53 PM

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

The Batlord 06-23-2018 12:59 PM

The Bald Chick Thread

Cuthbert 06-23-2018 01:00 PM

Looks a good thread pal.

Aux-In 06-24-2018 01:03 AM


grindy 06-24-2018 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aux-In (Post 1965514)

You can't say "В Время" in Russian.

Aux-In 06-24-2018 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1965515)
You can't say "В Время" in Russian.

The translation is indeed incorrect, but if you pop it into a translator it gives what I mean to say in English. What's the correct Russian way to say it?

grindy 06-24-2018 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aux-In (Post 1965519)
The translation is indeed incorrect, but if you pop it into a translator it gives what I mean to say in English. What's the correct Russian way to say it?

I guess you're trying to say "in time"?
That would be "во времени".
Please change it, crimes against grammar are a bannable offense.

Aux-In 06-24-2018 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1965521)
I guess you're trying to say "in time"?
That would be "во времени".
Please change it, crimes against grammar are a bannable offense.

Awesome. Thanks.

My target audience was the 0.000000000000000000001% of the population who would've copied and pasted it into a translator, as they are the bread and butter of the Internet. So to get it to work post-translation, in English, I went with what I had. I did not account for the 0.0000000000000000000000012% of the MB members who actually knew a bit of Russian.

I looked at a Russian language book one time as a hobby/to learn on the side, but ain't nobody got time for that.

DwnWthVwls 06-24-2018 04:08 AM

Sooo, this is a thing...


Aux-In 06-24-2018 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1965540)
Sooo, this is a thing...


Collusion.

grindy 06-24-2018 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aux-In (Post 1965532)
Awesome. Thanks.

My target audience was the 0.000000000000000000001% of the population who would've copied and pasted it into a translator, as they are the bread and butter of the Internet. So to get it to work post-translation, in English, I went with what I had. I did not account for the 0.0000000000000000000000012% of the MB members who actually knew a bit of Russian.

I looked at a Russian language book one time as a hobby/to learn on the side, but ain't nobody got time for that.

Russian's hard af.
Foreign alphabet and pretty complicated grammar compared to English.
Although the orthography is nicely regular.

Frownland 06-24-2018 08:34 AM

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...a6&oe=5BB9112A

The Batlord 06-24-2018 08:38 AM

For a second I thought it was a butt in a thong.

WWWP 06-24-2018 01:50 PM

https://i.redd.it/b8e1hvzt5z511.jpg

Key 06-24-2018 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1965601)
For a second I thought it was a butt in a thong.

I'm going to take a wild guess and assume that's the point.

DwnWthVwls 06-24-2018 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1965667)
.

lol

Batman 06-25-2018 01:23 AM

Sometimes I wanna slap ppl across the face and tell them this is the real world. Not Twitter.

The Batlord 06-25-2018 02:45 PM

https://78.media.tumblr.com/220d9d57...ya9ro1_640.png

Frownland 06-25-2018 10:55 PM

It's been like a month since the last school shooting, right? Give yourself a round of applause, American MBers.

The Batlord 06-26-2018 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1966255)
It's been like a month since the last school shooting, right? Give yourself a round of applause, American MBers.

Church. The military is the only thing allowed to shoot children.

Oriphiel 06-26-2018 07:25 AM

Frownland is a lizardman

Plankton 06-26-2018 09:32 AM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...07&oe=5BAE079B

The Batlord 06-26-2018 10:44 AM

The case against otters: necrophiliac, serial-killing fur monsters of the sea

Quote:

A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.

grindy 06-26-2018 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1966475)
I'm losing weight and it's weird

I'm already only clocking in at about 180lbs at 6 feet four inches tall

my diet is horrendously sugar and fat filled

That's not that skinny. I've been way skinnier at various points in my life without it being unhealthy.

grindy 06-26-2018 12:49 PM

Really? I've never had problems finding pants and I'm the same height and weight.

Frownland 06-26-2018 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1966482)
Really? I've never had problems finding pants and I'm the same height and weight.

People carry weight pretty differently.

Oriphiel 06-26-2018 02:23 PM

I'm 125 lbs. at 5'7". I could be your raincoat.


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