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@ batty finally some jaws love, ppl laugh at me when i say jaws is my all-time favorite |
Apparently sometimes I get lit, watch Jaws, and then talk about it till I cringe the next morning.
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Lol I want that sleeping bag.
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Like me some good pixel artwork
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/28/fe/79/2...-pixel-art.jpg couldn't find it bigger, but it still looks good when zoomed |
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The art style reminds me very, very much of the first five Metal Slug games, but this can't be from an SNK game since they didn't make RPG's. I don't know where it's from actually, but that small black bar at the bottom makes me assume it's actually from a game. Much pixel artwork is not from a game, but made to have that style to it. |
Yesiree.
This used to be one of my favorites. Ever played it? http://img1.game-oldies.com/sites/de...demnos-usa.png |
I'm not sure. I think I might have, but I suspect it was another game with the same exact type of view and gameplay. Probably in a Commodore 64 emulator years ago.
I've always had a weird fascination with old games like this, even if I don't really play them. They just have this cool, abstracted visual style that I like better than realistic graphics. They're like animated works of halfway abstract art. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScW77tAMOgE EDIT: I'm just sitting here, skipping to various points in the video. For some reason, I just find the graphics in this game really appealing. It's like these tiny little, simple tableaux floating in a pitch black void. I don't know why, but I just like it. A perfect fit for that Mondo Bungle thread I'm too lazy to find and post this in. |
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Unless the point of this is just, "Hey look at the goofy Jews collecting coins," in which case you're just boring. |
I think it's about them trying to fish out pennies from the fountain.
Not that obscure tbh. |
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*starts download* |
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So an older guy on his bike decided to stop right by me and started asking me questions like
"Hey can I walk with you, do you live far?" I promptry stated no thanks and he proceeded to follow me. He then stopped me again and pulled his shirt up and said "you sure? Don't be scared now." ****ing hell. |
You got a purty mouth.
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Black Man Attends Punk Show Without Anyone Mentioning Bad Brains
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You ever have a fart that literally feels like it deflated your stomach?
Yeaaaaah. |
With all the dumb **** I do at work I think I might get fired simply for making fun of my boss's toupee when he's in the wrong mood. Yesterday I saw that the back looked like it was melting and the tracks were noticeably out of whack so I of course pointed it out like an ******* and he kind of gave me a look. Today he was wearing a hat which he never does unless his **** isn't right so obviously I said, "I see you haven't fixed your wig yet." I got the look.
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Tell him to stop fighting it and just shave his dome. Then grab his wig and throw it in the fryer.
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I'm saving that bit for when I quit in rage, chuck my drive-thru headset in the fryer, and cackle like a psychopath as they desperately try to fish it out.
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That works.
Do it! |
This is a black people toupee. It doesn't just come off. I'm not even sure if it's technically a toupee.
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Besides, if I hadn't said anything yesterday he probably wouldn't have worn a hat today, and pretending that I didn't notice the cause-and-effect would have defeated the purpose of me mocking him in the first place. Comedy > real life considerations. |
It is really unfair that some men lose their hair so young.
We have gone to the moon and made burgers grown in labs yet we haven't found a cure for slapheads? |
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