Bit early to be attacking the Steel Reserves.

I need a good reason and three mods saying otherwise to convince me not to move this to the spam thread.
You have 12 hours.

Aside from Grindy we don't even have three active mods.

Goofle
Jans

Are the active mods. Plankton isn't about much and Frown isn't even a mod.

This will be moved :(

Everyone wants me to do more modding until they get banned.

*kicks spammer*

I remember when Frown banned Chula for saying his music was shit.

He's lucky that wasn't permanent.

Make images and gifs off limits here.

This has to be all original content.

Exo mods

Exo's snowed in and most likely resorting to cannibalism as we speak.

Should have new mods.

I vote for TH.

At least someone is having fun.

Unbelievable Bristols.

Sober actually.

There is artistry in making boring nonsense interesting. This thread shall explore it.

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Do I ban you now?

He’d be a banhammering dick

I should be a mod

No chance.

The mods have to be a certain type of poster.

An active, respected, amiable type. No conflicts with other members. No controversial opinions.

Of the current forumistas, I could only see MicShazam being 'elected'. Maybe InnerSpaceBoy if he was more active.

If Frown can do it so can I.

You're not meta enough.

You're a ****ing metard.

He was elected in 2015 I think. Pre Chula rivalry.

2018 Frown would not be elected.

Well, speaking of unwanted/unruly hairs, one of my female friends once discovered a wayward black hair sprouting out of the center of her neck and, rather than cutting it, she let it grow and grow (and measured it once) until her husband forced her to pluck it out. A shame, truly.

Hrm let's see what else.. today I picked flowers in front of some office next to a gas station so that I can take obnoxious Tumblr-y selfies later (I just liked the idea of putting one flower over each eye + my gold glitter on my lips and then lying in the grass and taking pictures) and some lady gave me a stern look (likely because I was holding a knife in the other hand, which I didn't realize at the time. Just a pocket knife, but still) which was mildly embarrassing because here I am at age 29 stealing flowers. While wearing a flowered dress.

This is basically the only way I manage to stay sane despite my unbearably dull life. My nonsense (exhibit A: Ina Garten fanfiction in the conspiracy thread) is probably not interesting to others, but it keeps me fairly entertained most of the time so that's good enough I suppose.

I had a female colleague who head a mole on her face with three thick-ass, long-ass hairs growing out of it.
I never got why the **** she didn't cut them.

Going off of the aghast "and you're even a mod" comments that are dropped in virtually any ****storm that I'm involved with, the modship probably sparked the "rivalry."

That gives your post a funny accent.

I heave a funny accent.

Really wish we still had the Snog/Shag thread. Pics are unreal.

Honestly think I would go as far as to eat some of her poo.

*vomits*

*looks at pics*

*vomits again*

she’s pretty ****ing hot

grindy must vomit when he's shy or somefish

I really wish I wasn't so picky about girls being skinny and petite.
For some reason tall, curvy chicks often dig me but I just can't.

Yes - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCVW7flCAAAM5Zr.jpg

it’s one or the other for me

thicc or stick

no in between

Not that bothered tbh as long as we aren't talking obese levels.

There is a woman on the quiz show The Chase and I find her really attractive.

This is her - https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagen...nny-ryan-a.jpg

You probably need to see her in action.