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[John Wilkes Booth]

@ monkeytennis

the english sure do have a way with words

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

how does one get struck by thunder?

I don't know. Ask the dictionary.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/thunderstruck

[John Wilkes Booth]

i would, but merriam and i are no longer on speaking terms

[DwnWthVwls]

Thunder is sound.. sound waves can hit things.

[John Wilkes Booth]

that's a good point

i just saw the word "struck" and think struck by lightning... why is thunder getting all the credit?

[DwnWthVwls]

Because people get struck by thunder way more than they get struck by lightning? Every time you hear thunder it's hitting you.

[John Wilkes Booth]

yea but then being thunderstruck is pretty mundane/normal

which goes against the meaning of the phrase

don't **** with me vwls i will ruin you

[Key]

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

yea but then being thunderstruck is pretty mundane/normal

which goes against the meaning of the phrase

don't **** with me vwls i will ruin you

Good lord, I could take a **** and you'd come up and tell me i'm wrong in thinking that I just took a ****.

Debate level is out of this world, man.

[John Wilkes Booth]

^that's a complete strawman, ki

i would never doubt your ability to produce human waste

[DwnWthVwls]

You must be the only one who doesn't get the occasional jump or surprise from a loud thunder clap. Everything about the phrase makes sense. You lose, move along.