The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

**Frownland** · 07-09-2015, 02:21 PM

Congrats on getting your article published on Cracked, Exo.

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Aux-In · 07-09-2015, 06:03 PM

Not sifting through over 260 pages and 5000+ replies, but it would be most disappointing if no one has actually posted some real spam in this thread, such as this:

DwnWthVwls · 07-09-2015, 06:06 PM

Ever opened a can of spam and scooped it out with Bugles? Ultimate stoner snack.

The Batlord · 07-09-2015, 06:09 PM

Chula Vista · 07-09-2015, 06:12 PM

Dude, how'd you go from cured and deep fried pork belly to spam and bugles in only a few hours??

Aux-In · 07-09-2015, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Ever opened a can of spam and scooped it out with Bugles? Ultimate stoner snack.

Nah man, although I did used to eat Bugles as a snack as a kid, but I usually was completely sober when I put them on my fingers and ate them. Also, oddly or unoddly enough, my mother only made or used spam in recipes less than a handful of times. Reportedly, she was also sober when deciding to use spam as food, and I haven't had it since.

Chula Vista · 07-09-2015, 06:27 PM

A couple of wedges of Spam Lite fried up with a slice of cheese and some mustard between some toasted bread is actually pretty good. Gotta fry it up good though.

Aux-In · 07-09-2015, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

A couple of wedges of Spam Lite fried up with a slice of cheese and some mustard between some toasted bread is actually pretty good. Gotta fry it up good though.

Would bologna not be more appealing? Serious question.

fiddler · 07-09-2015, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

A couple of wedges of Spam Lite fried up with a slice of cheese and some mustard between some toasted bread is actually pretty good. Gotta fry it up good though.

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Originally Posted by aux-in

Would bologna not be more appealing? Serious question.

Fried bologna & spam sandwich with cheese, mayo, mustard, and tatter chips. Yummy!

DwnWthVwls · 07-09-2015, 07:14 PM

I didn't say I ate that nasty shit. I tried it once. I'm not a fan of either of those things.

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07-09-2015, 02:21 PM	#5231 (permalink)
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07-09-2015, 06:03 PM	#5232 (permalink)
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07-09-2015, 06:12 PM	#5235 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Dude, how'd you go from cured and deep fried pork belly to spam and bugles in only a few hours?? __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

07-09-2015, 06:27 PM	#5237 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	A couple of wedges of Spam Lite fried up with a slice of cheese and some mustard between some toasted bread is actually pretty good. Gotta fry it up good though. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”