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Paul Smeenus 11-20-2013 11:18 PM

^^^ Cute

Key 11-21-2013 03:38 PM

So i'm curious: When you piss in the toilet, why doesn't the water level rise? Like...piss is liquid right? Where does the water go if it doesn't raise the water level?

Frownland 11-21-2013 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1387647)
So i'm curious: When you piss in the toilet, why doesn't the water level rise? Like...piss is liquid right? Where does the water go if it doesn't raise the water level?

It does, just not enough for you to notice it. For a test, piss into a jug, then fill another jug with the same amount of liquid but instead of golden excrement use water, and you'll see that what I say is true.

Exo 11-21-2013 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1387670)
It does, just not enough for you to notice it. For a test, piss into a jug, then fill another jug with the same amount of liquid but instead of golden excrement use water, and you'll see that what I say is true.

Now people are just going to have piss jugs all over the place. Great job.

Frownland 11-21-2013 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal (Post 1387673)
Now people are just going to have piss jugs all over the place. Great job.

Anything that can make others more like Frownland is a benefit to society on the whole imo.

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exoskeletal (Post 1387673)
Now people are just going to have piss jugs all over the place.


I gots mine

Key 11-21-2013 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1387670)
It does, just not enough for you to notice it. For a test, piss into a jug, then fill another jug with the same amount of liquid but instead of golden excrement use water, and you'll see that what I say is true.

The steps were confusing, I pissed in a jug and I thought it was apple juice so I drank it. Did I do something wrong?

Frownland 11-21-2013 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1387676)
The steps were confusing, I pissed in a jug and I thought it was apple juice so I drank it. Did I do something wrong?

Yes you did. You were supposed to think that it was iced tea.

Exo 11-21-2013 05:01 PM

Test it on an animal. They love piss jugs.

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 05:03 PM

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/rant/.../jugsofpee.gif

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 05:05 PM

http://amkon.net/attachment.php?atta...1&d=1367286586

Exo 11-21-2013 05:21 PM

You are using that meme wrong sir Smeenus.

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal (Post 1387686)
You are using that meme wrong sir Smeenus.


That's what I do, I'm a rebel.

Sequoioideae 11-21-2013 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruno (Post 1387743)
So bored right now....

I don't like you.

ladyislingering 11-21-2013 11:25 PM

http://www.finecooking.com/assets/up...bage-2_sql.jpg

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1387789)


http://www.gridphilly.com/storage/bl...=1361371546224

ladyislingering 11-21-2013 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus (Post 1387792)

http://static.neatorama.com/images/2...reepy-baby.jpg

Paul Smeenus 11-21-2013 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1387794)



http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/brind...r-18218266.jpg

Franco Pepe Kalle 11-26-2013 01:24 PM

I wish I could **** this bitch. Gaga is overrated but she has a sexy ass body. Vanilla, this could be your beautiful wife if you wanted a woman. I would totally go for a threesome with this bitch and another woman.
http://static1.businessinsider.com/i...52.18%20pm.png

Burning Down 11-26-2013 01:28 PM

Calling women bitches isn't going to get you anywhere.

FRED HALE SR. 11-26-2013 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1389364)
Calling women bitches isn't going to get you anywhere.

Worked out alright for JAY Z

butthead aka 216 11-26-2013 01:31 PM

is that really gaga?? looks fugly

never seen someone who can look so hott then so ass ugly other times

Frownland 11-26-2013 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216 (Post 1389368)
is that really gaga?? looks fugly

never seen someone who can look so hott then so ass ugly other times

Makeup. On a side note,

Franco Pepe Kalle
kwa ajili
ya rais

Franco Pepe Kalle 11-26-2013 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1389372)
Makeup. On a side note,

Franco Pepe Kalle
kwa ajili
ya rais

Asante rafiki wangu Frownland. Maisha wangu ni makubwa. Familia wangu ni nzuri. Nitakwenda Kongo kuona familia mwingene wangu. Nataka kunena kwa wao juu ya maisha wangu katika USA. Nataka kuona familia mwingene wangu. Maisha wangu ni nzuri. Nampenda muziki waafrika.

Franco Pepe Kalle 11-26-2013 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1389364)
Calling women bitches isn't going to get you anywhere.

For you Burning Down

Maxwell - "Pretty Wings" on Letterman 7/10 (TheAudioPerv.com) - YouTube

Cuthbert 11-26-2013 04:41 PM


Big Gay Following - House Calls - Balls Of Steel - YouTube

Watched this about 6 times this week. Probably the best sketch on Balls of Steel. Piss funny.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-27-2013 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1389362)
I wish I could **** this bitch. Gaga is overrated but she has a sexy ass body. Vanilla, this could be your beautiful wife if you wanted a woman. I would totally go for a threesome with this bitch and another woman.
http://static1.businessinsider.com/i...52.18%20pm.png

I literally used to imagine meeting her and becoming her lover, seriously. I am into women more than I'll admit.

butthead aka 216 11-27-2013 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1389406)

Love this song




I feel like gaga looks kinda asisn in that pic

Cuthbert 11-27-2013 08:07 AM

http://static.packagingnews.co.uk/wp...relentless.jpg

Drinking one of these at the moment. Top drink.

ladyislingering 11-27-2013 11:48 AM

I'd be a little wary of "Relentless Inferno". Sounds like diarrhea.

djchameleon 11-27-2013 07:18 PM

I must track down this Michelle L’amour after seeing this video.

Burlesque Dancer Twerks To Beethoven, And It's As Amazing As It Sounds (Video) | Elite Daily

Key 11-28-2013 12:22 AM

yeah.

http://i40.tinypic.com/9u57yw.png

Cuthbert 11-28-2013 02:14 PM

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/cat-...?ls=1&m%20t=8i

Cats teaching Spanish. Cats and Spanish, who could resist? :eek:

Copped :cool:.

Cuthbert 11-29-2013 05:17 PM

Happy St. Andrew's Day laddies.

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/wp-cont...ds/deepfri.jpg

http://www.turnbullclan.com/tca/imag...gis_recipe.jpg

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http://www.scottishhighlandsbedandbr...es/Glencoe.jpg

http://blogs.elon.edu/examiningheroe...m+Wallace1.jpg

http://www.highlandstore.com/acatalo...delux_side.jpg

http://www.cinemasnacks.co.uk/images/47760.jpg

http://conzervative.files.wordpress....pipes-rose.gif

http://www.bowmanted.com/Images/Scot...g_2109121b.jpg

Sansa Stark 11-29-2013 05:23 PM

Are u trying to summon Kayleigh?

Cuthbert 11-29-2013 05:25 PM

:D

Saw it on Google, then decided to post it here.

Scarlett O'Hara 11-30-2013 04:30 AM

My country celebrated St Andrews day in the city I was brought up in!

djchameleon 11-30-2013 06:05 AM







Stun gun usage in the last video.


Calling all Black Friday videos. Post 'em if you got them!

Burning Down 11-30-2013 08:19 AM

Lol, my mom found a few that were all filmed in Walmart on Black Friday. I will ask her for the links :)

The Batlord 11-30-2013 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke (Post 1390202)

I almost threw up a little when I saw that.


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