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Trollheart 04-07-2022 09:49 AM

I know spam messages are notorious for misspellings, but this one made me smile.

Divorced mom waiting 4 sax

I suppose she hopes we can make beautiful music together? :D

Frownland 04-07-2022 01:37 PM

I think she's just horny.

Trollheart 04-07-2022 01:40 PM

:laughing:

The Batlord 04-07-2022 05:08 PM

There aren't enough people left for that to be as cool as it was tbh. Back then the forum model was dying but still a going thing and there were all these people here and most of them sucked and they all sucked in different ways cause the culture of the forum hadn't yet been taken over by soy boys. It was a kaleidoscope of suck that turned the Spill Your Guts Thread into an unpredictable toxic quilt.

Frownland 04-07-2022 05:13 PM

But how will I defer my self-loathing?

rostasi 04-08-2022 01:13 PM

PUNK ROCK TRADING CARDS FROM 1977.

rostasi 04-08-2022 03:30 PM

https://www.usbirthcertificates.com/...gal-baby-names

Illegal Baby Names From Across the World:

While the US has relatively lax naming regulations, many other countries have much stricter naming laws. In certain parts of the world, governments require parents to choose from a pre-approved list of names, and to include new names on the list, citizens may make an official petition.

Some countries also have laws banning names that could be ridiculous or cause children problems in social interactions. Below is a list of names that are illegal across the world, alongside where exactly they aren’t allowed:

Chief Maximus (New Zealand)
Robocop (Mexico)
Sex Fruit (New Zealand)
Linda (Saudi Arabia)
Snake (Malaysia)
Friday (Italy)
Islam (China)
Sarah (Morocco)
Osama bin Laden (Germany)
Metallica: (Sweden)
Prince William (France)
Devil (Japan)
Blue (Italy)
Circumcision (Mexico)
Quran (China)
BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 (Sweden)
Harriet (Iceland)
Cyanide (United Kingdom)
Monkey (Denmark)
Thor (Portugal)
007 (Malaysia)
Griezmann Mbappe (France)
Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii (New Zealand)
Bridge (Norway)
Anal (New Zealand)
Nutella (France)
Wolf (Spain)
Tom (Portugal)
Camilla (Iceland)
Judas (Switzerland)
Duke (Australia)

rostasi 04-08-2022 04:13 PM

Is there a reason why you’re posting songs in the “spam” thread?

rostasi 04-08-2022 07:55 PM

ummm… Is there a reason that you’re posting songs in the “Spam” thread?

rostasi 04-08-2022 08:24 PM

OK, great! So we just have one thread now! Yippee!
It does make things much easier. Thanks!

The Batlord 04-09-2022 02:04 AM

Somewhere there's an evil mindfulness doppelganger who only posts in Wojak.

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rostasi 04-09-2022 09:13 AM

First release from Nick Ronin's Force Majeure project. Should be officially released on Wednesday.


rostasi 04-09-2022 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen Boo (Post 2203078)
What is the opposite of a meritocracy? Because that is clearly what we have.

Kakistocracy

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Trollheart 04-10-2022 08:58 PM

Sometimes people just write the silliest things. From one of those customer reviews on products the following:

Everything as described ! Works perfectly ,nice material, silent, discreet package, its amazing!Very fast delivery!Seller sociable, recommend!

Um, do his packages normally scream and shout "I'M OUT HERE! OPEN THE DOOR AND SIGN FOR ME!"??? :laughing:

rostasi 04-11-2022 11:57 AM

Dhyana: Bhumisparsha

Meditative Buddhist sludge and spiritual drone.

https://i.imgur.com/cUDw9LB.jpg

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rostasi 04-12-2022 07:34 PM

Lots of mustache twirling going on here…

Russia Airs Its Ultimate ‘Revenge Plan’ for America.

Plankton 04-13-2022 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2203291)

That was an easy one.

Plankton 04-14-2022 05:27 AM

Didn't know that one.

rostasi 04-14-2022 04:12 PM

Saturno 2000 - La Rebajada de Los Sonideros 1962​-​1983


So, you have a couple of brothers who traveled all over Latin America picking
up some choice stacks of wax and selling them to sonideros interested in new
sounds to play on their public sound systems at parties. One of the sonideros
encounters a short-circuit that nearly electrocutes him and almost sets his
turntable on fire. Any record he puts on it now, plays very slowly at something
like half-speed and the kids at the party go crazy for the slowed-down cumbias
and porro … and a new music form, “rebajada,” is born. Psicodélico en llamas!

https://i.imgur.com/zp7goFA.jpg

rostasi 04-15-2022 04:09 PM

Emaskülatör: Kezbanın İntikamı

taunt toxic masculinity, embrace body positivity, and foster a culture of consent.


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BassoonPlatoon 04-21-2022 05:09 AM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOUm4eIg8vo

Plankton 04-21-2022 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2203728)

Same

SGR 04-21-2022 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 2203757)
Same

I thought for sure it was Cameo

Plankton 04-21-2022 08:36 AM

I just had MySpace lodged in my brain and couldn't think of anything else. Stupid MySpace.

Plankton 04-22-2022 07:06 AM

https://i.imgur.com/osG0LFX.jpg?1

rostasi 04-22-2022 08:27 AM

https://i.imgur.com/aLPGO3W.jpg

SGR 04-22-2022 08:49 AM

Reminds me of how late into the war, Hitler had bad tremors with his drug addiction, and so would walk with hands behind his back usually to try and hide it.

The Batlord 04-22-2022 02:52 PM

Also reminds me that Hitler had severe flatulence.

rostasi 04-22-2022 04:08 PM

On what would've been Mingus' 100th birthday today:

https://i.imgur.com/xAvwpU3.jpg

SGR 04-22-2022 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2203809)
Also reminds me that Hitler had severe flatulence.

Cite your sources, sources other than deez nuts

The Batlord 04-22-2022 04:53 PM

https://www.livescience.com/20118-ad...l-records.html


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