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I think calling her autistic would be offensive to all the autists on the board.
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Yeah, probably.
That would make sense here. |
Still, your comment made me lol.
When she tried the second card?? :laughing: |
Yo that's just drugs homies.
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I would hit that as well.
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Officer Karen McMuffin (remember, this woman has a gun)
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She was a really good friend
A really good friend to me, yeah She was a really good friend A really good friend to me, yeah But they took her away Tossed her in the bin Now she's hanging out In East Berlin, ow-ooo She had a very bad affair With some cat from Hiroshima She turned into a head of lettuce She eats Thorazine in her farina But they took her away Tossed her in the bin Now she's hanging out In East Berlin, ow-ooo And every time I eat vegetables It makes me think of you And every time I eat vegetables I don't know what to do, to do ow-ooo |
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There’s no shame in saying this isn’t for me. Can she go into something else and still pay her rent and go to the doctor and so on? If the cops who end up hating it end up feeling trapped we’re all trapped with them. |
The issue is obviously complex but I think that one of the main reasons for US cops being terrible is how ubiquitous guns are. When you expect to be shot at all the time, it ****s with your head. It's no excuse for the terrible **** that cops are doing but it's still a reason. Racism, insufficient training, a generally ****ty attitude of course come on top of that. But fewer guns - less ****ty cops imo.
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From the military to the police to the citizens we are weapon crazy culture. We need to get rid of our weapons... all of them. We need to put them down at the same time. It sounds like I’m being facetious but on the real we gotta start with the hydrogen bombs and work our way on down. As insane as America has been recently I’m surprised there’s not more of an international outcry about this. People worried about North Korea. Get serious. |
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A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He tentatively approaches the deceased's wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods. The man clears his throat and says, "Plethora."
The widow smiles appreciatively. "Thank you," she says. "That means a lot." Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal." Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Earth." The widow replies, "Thank you, that means the world." Another man comes up and asks if he could say a couple words. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Being alive." The widow replies, "Thank you, he would have liked that." Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Infinity" . The widow replies, "Thank you, that means more than you could possibly imagine." Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Fhqwhgads". The widow replies: "Thanks, you don't know what that means." Another man comes up and says: “Mind if I say a few words too?” She says: “Please do.” The man clears his throat and says: “The Mariana Trench.” The widow replies: “Thanks, that’s really deep.” Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a few words too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "water pit". The widow replies: "Thanks, I know you mean well." Finally, the man's best friend approaches the widow and says: “I’m truly sorry for your loss, he was a great man.” The widow replies: “I’m not sure you understand what’s happening here.” |
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It's Father's Day? I've got a letter bomb to send.
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I thought Keanu was looking pretty bad tbh.
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The grotesqueness is part of the kink
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Sorry Charles you're not Daddy material.
You're barely even stepbrother material. |
I'm just too pretty I guess.
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I found a golden gem video of George Carlin on Real Time With Bill Maher arguing over the Katrina response and the other guy keeps calling him a Marxist. (as an insult)
"When fascism comes to this country it won't be with brown and black shirts with jack boots it will be with Nike sneakers & smiley shirts." That was a bar. |
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JQBX > BeatSense > Plug.DJ
Speaking of jukebox, here's mine: Spoiler for JQBX:
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