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WWWP 06-17-2020 10:07 AM

Are you doing an offensive

rostasi 06-17-2020 10:24 AM

an offensive ______ ?

WWWP 06-17-2020 10:28 AM

I think calling her autistic would be offensive to all the autists on the board.

rostasi 06-17-2020 10:35 AM

Yeah, probably.
That would make sense here.

WWWP 06-17-2020 10:44 AM

Still, your comment made me lol.

When she tried the second card?? :laughing:

Exo 06-17-2020 11:40 AM

Yo that's just drugs homies.

rostasi 06-17-2020 03:49 PM

https://i.imgur.com/VVnZQRL.png?1

https://i.imgur.com/AMiedDZ.png

The Batlord 06-17-2020 04:18 PM

I would hit that as well.

rostasi 06-17-2020 06:20 PM

Officer Karen McMuffin (remember, this woman has a gun)

OccultHawk 06-18-2020 05:09 AM

She was a really good friend
A really good friend to me, yeah
She was a really good friend
A really good friend to me, yeah
But they took her away
Tossed her in the bin
Now she's hanging out
In East Berlin, ow-ooo
She had a very bad affair
With some cat from Hiroshima
She turned into a head of lettuce
She eats Thorazine in her farina
But they took her away
Tossed her in the bin
Now she's hanging out
In East Berlin, ow-ooo
And every time I eat vegetables
It makes me think of you
And every time I eat vegetables
I don't know what to do, to do ow-ooo

rostasi 06-18-2020 07:52 AM

The Bold and the Beautiful’ Will Use Blow-Up Dolls for Sex Scenes

OccultHawk 06-18-2020 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rostasi (Post 2123234)
Officer Karen McMuffin (remember, this woman has a gun)

Practically every cop killing clip I’ve seen the cop seems hysterical.

There’s no shame in saying this isn’t for me. Can she go into something else and still pay her rent and go to the doctor and so on? If the cops who end up hating it end up feeling trapped we’re all trapped with them.

grindy 06-18-2020 08:31 AM

The issue is obviously complex but I think that one of the main reasons for US cops being terrible is how ubiquitous guns are. When you expect to be shot at all the time, it ****s with your head. It's no excuse for the terrible **** that cops are doing but it's still a reason. Racism, insufficient training, a generally ****ty attitude of course come on top of that. But fewer guns - less ****ty cops imo.

OccultHawk 06-18-2020 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2123276)
The issue is obviously complex but I think that one of the main reasons for US cops being terrible is how ubiquitous guns are. When you expect to be shot at all the time, it ****s with your head. It's no excuse for the terrible **** that cops are doing but it's still a reason. Racism, insufficient training, a generally ****ty attitude of course come on top of that. But fewer guns - less ****ty cops imo.

100% no doubt.

From the military to the police to the citizens we are weapon crazy culture.

We need to get rid of our weapons... all of them. We need to put them down at the same time. It sounds like I’m being facetious but on the real we gotta start with the hydrogen bombs and work our way on down.

As insane as America has been recently I’m surprised there’s not more of an international outcry about this. People worried about North Korea. Get serious.

grindy 06-20-2020 03:17 AM


OccultHawk 06-20-2020 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2123414)

It looks like they’re trying to escape to Mexico.

rostasi 06-20-2020 10:07 AM

Photographer responds to bride who demanded refund after seeing her Black Lives Matter post.

WWWP 06-20-2020 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2123414)

:laughing:

Anteater 06-21-2020 08:51 AM

A man is at a funeral of an old friend. He tentatively approaches the deceased's wife and asks whether he can say a word. The widow nods. The man clears his throat and says, "Plethora."

The widow smiles appreciatively. "Thank you," she says. "That means a lot."

Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."

Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Earth." The widow replies, "Thank you, that means the world."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a couple words. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Being alive." The widow replies, "Thank you, he would have liked that."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Infinity" . The widow replies, "Thank you, that means more than you could possibly imagine."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Fhqwhgads". The widow replies: "Thanks, you don't know what that means."

Another man comes up and says: “Mind if I say a few words too?” She says: “Please do.” The man clears his throat and says: “The Mariana Trench.” The widow replies: “Thanks, that’s really deep.”

Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a few words too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "water pit". The widow replies: "Thanks, I know you mean well."

Finally, the man's best friend approaches the widow and says: “I’m truly sorry for your loss, he was a great man.” The widow replies: “I’m not sure you understand what’s happening here.”

OccultHawk 06-21-2020 10:06 AM

I lol’ed

WWWP 06-21-2020 02:21 PM

https://i.imgur.com/MpbXHKx.png

The Batlord 06-21-2020 02:23 PM

It's Father's Day? I've got a letter bomb to send.

Raime 06-21-2020 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2123648)

Trent is looking pretty good these days.

The Batlord 06-21-2020 03:48 PM

I thought Keanu was looking pretty bad tbh.

WWWP 06-21-2020 04:02 PM

The grotesqueness is part of the kink

The Batlord 06-21-2020 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2123663)
The grotesqueness is part of the kink

https://i.imgur.com/PDGLE8g.jpg

WWWP 06-21-2020 05:11 PM

Sorry Charles you're not Daddy material.

You're barely even stepbrother material.

The Batlord 06-21-2020 08:22 PM

I'm just too pretty I guess.

OccultHawk 06-21-2020 08:37 PM

Quote:

stepbrother material
*grunt*

Plankton 06-22-2020 07:56 AM

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...15&oe=5F17B6FE

rostasi 06-22-2020 08:07 AM


Lucem Ferre 06-22-2020 10:15 AM

I found a golden gem video of George Carlin on Real Time With Bill Maher arguing over the Katrina response and the other guy keeps calling him a Marxist. (as an insult)



"When fascism comes to this country it won't be with brown and black shirts with jack boots it will be with Nike sneakers & smiley shirts." That was a bar.

OccultHawk 06-22-2020 05:48 PM


goldendoodle 06-25-2020 08:38 AM

https://66.media.tumblr.com/59a313e9...2fd11236f9.png

rostasi 06-26-2020 08:24 AM

https://i.imgur.com/dCj9Iyp.jpg

rostasi 06-26-2020 09:47 AM

JQBX > BeatSense > Plug.DJ

Speaking of jukebox, here's mine:


rostasi 06-26-2020 10:06 AM


Frownland 06-26-2020 10:45 AM

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...47&oe=5F1C986D

The Batlord 06-26-2020 01:24 PM

https://i.redd.it/yqutcq9cypo31.jpg

Lucem Ferre 06-26-2020 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 2124151)

I strangely know about this.


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