STORYYYYY
[Story]
12:16am
Waldo
how's it going?
[You]
12:16am
you smell funny
[Story]
12:16am
That makes sense
I forgot to take a shower this morning
[You]
12:16am
like construction paste and industrial strength rubbing alcohol
[Story]
12:17am
oh that doesn't make sense
maybe it's not me but you?
[You]
12:17am
nah, iit's yo0u
[Story]
12:17am
in 5th grade kids would always put hand sanitizer under their nose so they could smell it
could there be a bit of rubbing alcohol under you nose?
[You]
12:18am
neh, not the industrial strength kind
are you dying?
[Story]
12:18am
well if you say so
indeed I am
[You]
12:19am
YOU HAVE CANCER
and you enjoy watching drunk people play rock band
[Story]
12:19am
neither of those are true
as far as I know.
[You]
12:20am
they are most definitely true.
[Story]
12:20am
though I've never seen drunk people playing rock band
or checked for cancer
so maybe you're right
[You]
12:20am
I'M DR. OZ
FEEEEEAAAARRR MEEEEEEEEE
[Story]
12:20am
like the wizard of oz?
[You]
12:21am
I am both the TV doctor and the wizard
and I have a predilection for tiny paper hats!
[Story]
12:22am
like the kind in poppers?
those ****ty crowns?
[You]
12:22am
no, those hats that look like santa hats!
GOD YOU'RE STUPID STORY
[Story]
12:23am
I don't know what hats you're talking about
[You]
12:24am
OF COURSE YOU DON'T
[Story ]
12:24am
maybe its a canadian thing
[You]
12:25am
maybe
are you a wizard?
[Story]
12:25am
no
i wish
hogwarts never mailed me
[You]
12:25am
DAMMIT STORY YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
GO MAEK ME A SAMMICH
[Story ]
12:27am
no
well
what kind?
[You]
12:28am
make me a sammich maed of cake and fried uncyclopedian
and maybe broiled hairbrush
[Story]
12:29am
well if I made a sammich
it wouldn't be made of those things
and i would be the one eating it
[You]
12:29am
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE EATING IT!
YOU EAT EVERYTHING!
[Story]
12:30am
I don't eat grass
[You]
12:30am
YES YOU DO
you can't fight your burning desire to eat grass
just admit it
[Story ]
12:31am
no I've nver done it
[You]
12:31am
you want to
you know you do
[Story ]
12:31am
i dont
and no amound of persuasion will convince me
[You]
12:33am
just looking at those youthful, green stalks and those brilliant leaves makes you drool all over your hannah montana sweatshirt
[Story
12:33am
i think you've confused me with fasho
[You]
12:34am
I do not have you confused with dustin
this is 100% you
[Story]
12:34am
maybe rickenbacker?
[You]
12:35am
not even chris. YOU ARE STORY AND YOU EAT GRASS
[Story]
12:35am
wrongh
[You]
12:36am
YOU CAN"T EVEN SPELL WRONG CORRECTLY
GOD
are you a lightbulb?
[Story ]
12:37am
that doesn't mean i like grass
[You]
12:37am
there are 21 letters in the alphabet, right?
[Story]
12:37am
wrong
h
[You]
12:38am
YES THERE ARE
QUIT LYING
OMG STORY
[Story ]
12:38am
why are you getting so angry at me
?
[You]
12:38am
because you still smell funny :3:3
[Story]
12:39am
But you live in canada
how can you smell me?
[You]
12:39am
you stink so badly that I can smell it from canada
[Story ]
12:40am
you have a good nose
[You]
12:40am
I don't have a nose
I'M VOLDEMORT
[Story]
12:40am
so you are a wizard?
[You]
12:41am
NO THAT'S THE WRONG VOLDEMORT
I'M HIS COUSIN'S BROTHER'S SISTER'S MOTHER'S UNCLE IN LAW TWICE REMOVED
[Story]
12:42am
voldemort doesn't have cousings
cousins*
[You]
12:42am
YES HE DOES
They're just hiding
in a tiki hut!
[Story ]
12:42am
no
his only uncle lived alone before voldemort killed him
[You]
12:43am
NO STUPID
HE'S STILL ALIVE
He's just invisible
[Story ]
12:44am
no voldemort definitely killed him
that's how he made one of the horcruxes
[You]
12:44am
NO STUPID, HE FAKED HIS DEATH
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