track #1: calamari
2. rubber band ball
3. candy cane
4. end piece of wheat bread
5. modeling clay shaped like a fork
6. coupon for peanut butter
7. half-eaten tuna sandwich
8. piece from a broken television set
9. Dave Mathews Band CD
10. obscene shotglass from Spencers

track 2: feces.

ahem hem hem hemmity hem

Dear Liver,

I'm moderately apologetic for the terrible way I will abuse you in the coming days. Please know that you're a trooper, and I love you.

Love,
the Lady.

https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/si...11091299905170

This ad came up and I'm kinda curious. It also kinda looks like some sex toy from the 70s, which I find amusing. Everything is more amusing than it should be right now.

oh, those pastels are kind.

Right? I found it a surprisingly aesthetically pleasing advertisement. Rainbows make everything better, though. Still baffled how this allegedly would treat depression.

rainbows fix everything.

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That sounds offal.

I'd eat it, doesn't look too different to faggots and faggots are excellent.

Honestly, I find faggots to be pretty gross.

Really? I don't know what to say.

Mash, marrowfat peas and faggots. Lots of that gravy sauce on them. It's good m8. :)

I knew it was a joke ftr pal.

^^ Nice gif. A full integer scale with reals. Fancy.

It's so funny when people get all grossed out over stuff like that and then eat **** like fast food burgers/mcnuggets or lower grade sausages.

I don't eat McDonalds any more. Not even cos it's probably hooves and eyelids in the patties but cos I read that they use human hair in the process of making the buns.

Fully agree w/ sausages btw.

Because nobody would ever make things up about a corporation with as bad of a reputation as mcdonalds.

And ftr I would try any of it, I just couldn't let that pun slide.

Whether it's bollocks or not, will not eat.

It's the reason I don't let people cook for me (hair in food)

Oh quit your hippy, vegetarian whining.

Ja you wouldn't have to worry about that when you cook, good move.



















Bald.

















You're bald.

being veg has nothin to do with it. people are just completely oblivious to the fact that whenevr they get chorizo sausages for example they're probably eating **** like lymph nodes and tongue. but they see the stuff you posted and get all squeemish.s'funny business.

This is true ftr lol. I can confirm I went bald at 22/23.

^Ha, ja I know dude. You've mentioned it before and I think you've posted a pic or two. I'm on my way there, unfortunately. I'll probably be bald by the time I'm 25.

Referring to the OP. I've always wanted to do a psychological experiment where I give people acid and them expose them to a picture for two hours. These pictures will vary between subjects in terms of quality (mostly subjective, but there are some pictures that are hard to prefer over others) but the subjects will be given the same acid. But I know that the IRB would reject it because whatever picture you show the subject will just become the subject's favourite picture.

Made me think of this.

I had forgotten about that experiment. I remember someone doing a presentation about it in high school, and he had the class rate the pictures. He then suggested that we remember those time periods for when we make Facebook posts on acid. I hope he got an A.

Just when I thought Larehip had covered everything, he takes on the atomic bomb.

Snowing in Brum :cool:

I'm giddy :cool:

Hi, Giddy. I'm The Batlord.

Hi mate.

No no. Not "mate". "The Batlord". You'll get it eventually, Giddy.

He wasn't calling you mate, he was giving bad advice.

Then I agree. Mating leads only to STDs and children.

I sincerely hope that none of these people breed.

They "like the smell of colon".

First pub I went in last night some bloke bought me a drink (I didn't ask for it I just wanted him to fuck off) then tried to start a fight on me. Fucking weird cunt.

ppl that can't handle drink/turn into twats when pissed :mad:

And wishing you were circumcised. http://www.zhpmafia.com/forums/image...my%20knife.gif

It's a terrible lesson to learn, but if it leads to circumcision then your mistake was not entirely in vain. Tell your daughter I said that.

:p:

Rolling down hills was my favourite when I was a kid. Also, that video reminds me of this: