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Mondo Bungle 02-19-2015 08:04 PM

I can't accept the payment without verifying my account (and I can't do that yet), so it'll go back to you on March 16 I think.

Key 02-19-2015 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle (Post 1554353)
I can't accept the payment without verifying my account (and I can't do that yet), so it'll go back to you on March 16 I think.

Aw man.

Key 02-19-2015 09:11 PM

http://i.imgur.com/mt7DYjV.jpg?1

The Batlord 02-19-2015 09:28 PM

What the actual ****?

John Wilkes Booth 02-19-2015 10:14 PM

this is my handwriting. though it's from a while back

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img631/1159/bkOduT.png

The Batlord 02-19-2015 10:37 PM

Your spelling was ****.

John Wilkes Booth 02-19-2015 10:42 PM

i spell outside the box

Mondo Bungle 02-20-2015 12:02 AM

Searched the metal archives for Pest (Gorgoroth among others), and there's 22 metal musicians using the name

Key 02-20-2015 12:07 AM

I have a pussy on my lap. And by pussy I mean a cat, and by lap I mean my organs have fallen out of my stomach, and by stomach I mean an atom bomb is about to strike, and by strike I mean let's make signs and preach what we want, and by what we want I mean man chicken sounds good huh like for real I want some, chicken sounds delicious, i wonder if i ate chicken right now would i turn into a chicken, that'd be funny, this is a run on sentence, but its ok, because if i had chicken all would be forgiven, and no its not a run on sentence, im using commas to break the breath, cmon read it like you mean it, be a man.

Josef K 02-20-2015 07:18 AM

I have a a cat on my my organs have fallen out of my an atom bomb is about to let's make signs and preach man chicken sounds good huh like for real I want some.

Plankton 02-20-2015 07:20 AM

I am a Meat Popsicle.

Key 02-20-2015 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Josef K (Post 1554463)
I have a a cat on my my organs have fallen out of my an atom bomb is about to let's make signs and preach man chicken sounds good huh like for real I want some.

You get me.

DwnWthVwls 02-20-2015 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Josef K (Post 1554463)
I have a a cat on my my organs have fallen out of my an atom bomb is about to let's make signs and preach man chicken sounds good huh like for real I want some.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1554488)
You get me.

So does this:


Frownland 02-20-2015 10:46 AM

http://i.imgur.com/3o2fMWB.jpg

Here's my shitty handwriting.

Chula Vista 02-20-2015 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1554515)


Should be in the dictionary as the definition of cringe-worthy.

ladyislingering 02-20-2015 06:22 PM


Mondo Bungle 02-20-2015 06:28 PM

would've been 48 today

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1554719)
Are you kidding? I have no idea why they should argue online when they can just yell at each other in person, but I'm grateful. **** makes for good TV.

lol

>>>

(Posted here so I don't spam the other thread)

Oriphiel 02-21-2015 05:02 AM

http://i.imgur.com/DrQ6Nch.gif

Key 02-21-2015 10:19 AM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.n...5ffbd643d1f6c7

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 10:42 AM

lol

Chinese food <<<<<

Oriphiel 02-21-2015 10:53 AM

Nobody disrespects Chinese food on my watch! Let's go!

http://i.imgur.com/7Rk9qwt.gif

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 11:09 AM

It's shit mate. Westernised stuff anyway.

Swimming in strong sauce to mask the shit meat quality.

Key 02-21-2015 11:10 AM

To be fair, I actually like chinese food.

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1554853)
To be fair, I actually like chinese food.

Actual Chinese stuff or Chinese food made for westerners?

Frownland 02-21-2015 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1554861)
Actual Chinese stuff or Chinese food made for westerners?

Actual Chinese food, like Panda Express. They wouldn't be allowed to use a panda bear in their logo if it wasn't authentic.

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 11:19 AM

lol

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Chula Vista 02-21-2015 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1554861)
Actual Chinese stuff or Chinese food made for westerners?

I've had both and I'll take the westernized version. Specifically the greater Boston stuff from years ago. Boston had a Chinatown that could rival the one in San Fran. One of the worst aspects of moving out here is that we've yet to find a place that can rival the stuff back east.

Key 02-21-2015 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1554861)
Actual Chinese stuff or Chinese food made for westerners?

Both. I have a legitimate chinese restaurant where I live, and a Panda Express. So I do know the difference, especially in taste.

Chula Vista 02-21-2015 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1554866)
I have a legitimate chinese restaurant where I live.

But have you eaten food in China? I think that's what he meant.

Key 02-21-2015 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1554867)
But have you eaten food in China? I think that's what he meant.

No. I haven't. But how would that matter? There are chinese restaurants in Seattle that have legitimate chinese food.

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1554867)
But have you eaten food in China? I think that's what he meant.

Can confirm what Chula said is what I meant.

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1554868)
No. I haven't. But how would that matter? There are chinese restaurants in Seattle that have legitimate chinese food.

There is obviously going to be a difference bro.

Would you go for an English breakfast in France?

Key 02-21-2015 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1554870)
There is obviously going to be a difference bro.

Would you go for an English breakfast in France?

I don't know. If I was in the mood for an english breakfast and I was in france, I would.

So you're saying that I can't say I enjoy chinese food unless i've had legitimate chinese food? I don't see how that makes sense. That's like saying I can't say I enjoy american food if i'm not american.

Chula Vista 02-21-2015 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1554868)
There are chinese restaurants in Seattle that have legitimate chinese food.

I've eaten at places like that too. It's not the same. Not even close actually.

There's Chinese places that cater to western palettes and then there's Chinese places that feed the locals.

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1554871)
I don't know. If I was in the mood for an english breakfast and I was in france, I would.

I'm a sad twat that tends to watch cooking videos a lot. From what I've seen on Youtube and people from other countries making English breakfasts, non Brits don't get English breakfasts right. It would obviously be better in the UK. I've seen Americans using hot dog sausages for the sausage :D. That's just wrong.

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So you're saying that I can't say I enjoy chinese food unless i've had legitimate chinese food? I don't see how that makes sense. That's like saying I can't say I enjoy american food if i'm not american.
lol is it?

Chinese food will be better, or at least different, in China.

Oriphiel 02-21-2015 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1554852)
It's shit mate. Westernised stuff anyway.

Swimming in strong sauce to mask the shit meat quality.

I hate the stereotype of Chinese restaurants using "inferior" meat. Most Chinese restaurants buy their meat from the same sources that every other restaurant in your area gets theirs from. Get over it.

And as for all of the meat dishes being soaked in strong sauces, that only goes to show one of three things; you're either getting your Chinese food from a fast food joint comparable to McDonald's, you're terrible at looking through the menu and fall back on ordering the same crap that every white person orders, or you're simply unable to stomach the most mild of spices and prefer the boring simplicity of a steak.

Regardless, Pai Mei is not amused.

http://fdzeta.net/imgcache/562062dz.gif

Key 02-21-2015 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1554876)

Chinese food will be better, or at least different, in China.

Well obviously. But I shouldn't have to say I enjoy chinese food with the added context of "but not the chinese food in China". I should be able to say I enjoy chinese food since i've had chinese food. Who cares if it's not legitimately from China.

Mondo Bungle 02-21-2015 11:40 AM

I be hatin sucka MCs

Cuthbert 02-21-2015 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1554877)
I hate the stereotype of Chinese restaurants using "inferior" meat. Most Chinese restaurants buy their meat from the same sources that every other restaurant in your area gets theirs from. Get over it.

I don't think so.

Lasan - Gordon Ramsay's Best Indian Restaurant – Birmingham

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And as for all of the meat dishes being soaked in strong sauces, that only goes to show one of three things; you're either getting your Chinese food from a fast food joint comparable to McDonald's, you're terrible at looking through the menu and fall back on ordering the same crap that every white person orders, or you're simply unable to stomach the most mild of spices and prefer the boring simplicity of a steak.
Wrong on all three.


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