The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[TheFolkslave]

I use shaving cream and a razorblade. My beard grows quite thick and it grows really fast. I've had it for 3-4 weeks now an I look like a gay grizzly lumberjack. I'm thinking about shaving it and sporting onlu moustache like I did for the past 3 months before I shaved them also.

[s_k]

I don't shave, obviously.
But I used to use shampoo instead of shaving cream.
Works for me.

[someonecompletelyrandom]

That pretty much rapes my skin.

[Janszoon]

[Dirty]

The drunk bus at Penn State is a party in itself. I think this was July 4th.



My fondest drunk bus memories were getting into a shoving match with a Phillies fan, after I verbally assaulted a Yankee fan. And my friend doing pull-ups on the bars along the roof while people counted. And trying to smoke a menthol and drink a 40 before the bus driver kicked me off. And on a weekend over Christmas break getting on the bus holding two 12 packs and the bus was full of elementary school kids on a field trip.

[Bloozcrooz]

Oh wow lucky me..they are showing a groundhog day marathon today. One after the other all day on encore. Im going to try an suffer through the whole thing just to see how big of loser I really am. Surley if I can endure this there is no limit to the amount of pain that I can encounter. (Barring a Pauly Shore marathon)

[Zer0]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Haha i want one of those. I could play fetch with it and take it for walkies.

[Dirty]

Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Oh wow lucky me..they are showing a groundhog day marathon today. One after the other all day on encore. Im going to try an suffer through the whole thing just to see how big of loser I really am. Surley if I can endure this there is no limit to the amount of pain that I can encounter. (Barring a Pauly Shore marathon)

Lemme know how many you make it through. Or how far you get through the first one until you've either had your fill of Bill Murray for the day or remember that you've already seen the movie 800 times. Lol, I swear I've seen that movie more than any other movie excluding A Christmas Story, which I made a vow to never watch again about 2 years ago.

Pauly Shore. I forgot he still existed. I hope that marathon would include classics such as Jury Duty, In the Army Now (featuring the always straight and comedic Andy ****) and of course Encino Man. Please tell me you've seen Encino Man, what a ridiculous movie.

[TheCunningStunt]

Oh wow lucky me..they are showing a groundhog day marathon today. One after the other all day on encore. Im going to try an suffer through the whole thing just to see how big of loser I really am. Surley if I can endure this there is no limit to the amount of pain that I can encounter. (Barring a Pauly Shore marathon)

[TheCunningStunt]

Oh wow lucky me..they are showing a groundhog day marathon today. One after the other all day on encore. Im going to try an suffer through the whole thing just to see how big of loser I really am. Surley if I can endure this there is no limit to the amount of pain that I can encounter. (Barring a Pauly Shore marathon)