The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Qwertyy

you have scary spiders around your house

Never seen a Brown Recluse, though I know they're around, but I've seen a couple Black Widows. They do indeed raise the hairs on the back of your neck. Little demons they are.

[DwnWthVwls]

Killing is bad. But luring them and hooking them in the mouth for fun is okay. Fishing is a disgusting pass time.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Killing is bad. But luring them and hooking them in the mouth for fun is okay. Fishing is a disgusting pass time.

Relaxing too.

[Mindfulness]

that sucks that guy killed the fish :/

[DwnWthVwls]

I know you have to make jokes because you have no morally justifiable defense. Animal rights aside i never understood the appeal, its quite boring on slow days. If you want to relax why not get a hammock or bring a book?

[Frownland]

I eat what I catch if it's a fish worth eating, that's justification enough.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by Frownland

I eat what I catch if it's a fish worth eating, that's justification enough.

i agree. same goes for hunting.

[DwnWthVwls]

I'll be sure to eat you after your murder.. I mean after I hunt you. That makes me innocent right? Surely, justified at the very least.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

lmao

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I know you have to make jokes because you have no morally justifiable defense. Animal rights aside i never understood the appeal, its quite boring on slow days. If you want to relax why not get a hammock or bring a book?

Don't care about having a morally justifiable defense to be perfectly honest. I feel kind of like an ******* when the hook sets wrong in a fish and goes through the eye or something, but at least from what I understand fish don't have much if any feeling in the actual skin around the jaws. So I'm good. It's just a thing I was acculturated to as a kid, I guess.

And just being on or around the water and soaking in the atmosphere is glorious. Throw in the interest from figuring out how to actually catch a fish, the burst of excitement when you get a bite, and the booze, and all of a sudden you have an afternoon of absolute chill.