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Old 08-06-2017, 08:46 AM   #14331 (permalink)
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I'd love if it the new Spider-Man had three movies, died at the end, and then Miles took over. I just want to see all the neckbeards go ape **** about a black Spider-Man while assuring everyone it's not cause he's black.
Oh yes. Nothing makes me want to play the game of diversity politics quite like people complaining about percieved diversity politics. I don't think that ****ty new Ghostbusters movie went nearly far enough. I want them to try again with 4 black muslim transexuals that speak arabic while burning the American flag and reciting anti-male slam poetry to drive out the ghosts of patriarchy.
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Old 08-06-2017, 04:52 PM   #14333 (permalink)
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They made Mary Jane into a black nerd in the new movie. And she constantly has this face like she got some really stanky pussy. I thought the other chick Penis Parker was going after was much cuter. Who was also black.
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Old 08-06-2017, 05:51 PM   #14334 (permalink)
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They made Mary Jane into a black nerd in the new movie. And she constantly has this face like she got some really stanky pussy. I thought the other chick Penis Parker was going after was much cuter. Who was also black.
Bro, **** Liz Allen. She was a minor love interest for like ten minutes when the comic first started, but I don't know if they ever even kissed. If you're gonna go scraping the bottom of the barrel for love interests then at least go for Betty Brant. At least they did stuff. I say **** it and give him Black Cat. Then at least once he's 18 she can seduce him as Spider-Man and then be kinda weirded out when she finds out he's a teenager. That'd be gold.
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Bro, **** Liz Allen. She was a minor love interest for like ten minutes when the comic first started, but I don't know if they ever even kissed. If you're gonna go scraping the bottom of the barrel for love interests then at least go for Betty Brant. At least they did stuff. I say **** it and give him Black Cat. Then at least once he's 18 she can seduce him as Spider-Man and then be kinda weirded out when she finds out he's a teenager. That'd be gold.
I don't care about the character plots, just saying the actress was much cuter.
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I don't care about the character plots, just saying the actress was much cuter.
I could give a **** about either, but at least movie Mary Jane has some kind of personality. I still say that as the third Spider-Man movie series they should go with the third biggest Spidey love interest: Black Cat. Would be a much more interesting dynamic than yet another high school romance.
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I could give a **** about either, but at least movie Mary Jane has some kind of personality. I still say that as the third Spider-Man movie series they should go with the third biggest Spidey love interest: Black Cat. Would be a much more interesting dynamic than yet another high school romance.
Yeah, the MJ in this movie does have a lot more personality than just being a cute chick Peter wants to ****.

Edit: Actually, I think the roll is reversed here because she seems to have the crush on him rather than him having the crush on her.
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There is nothing wrong with unseasoned chicken.
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There is nothing wrong with unseasoned chicken.
Pretty sure you'll get arrested for hunting chicken out of season.
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Pretty sure you'll get arrested for hunting chicken out of season.
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