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[Frownland]

Also I don't want you people staring at me while I'm trying to decide or pressuring me in the dry vr'threw.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Maybe you guys should stop saying, "Can I get... um...." and then not saying anything for a full minute and we'll stop spitting in your food.

lol

can i get uh..... a uh.... hm.... a number.... 5.... but with no mustard and.... actually... hmm.... ill get a number 3.

me every time i order

but at burger king it’s all about the goddamn jalapeño chicken fries

[The Batlord]

And anyone who has ever made their order in the drive thru, driven up to the window, and then added to their order, just know that no matter how polite you've been, we ****ing hate you. There is literally no greater sin to us than ordering more food at the window. If you do this we are insulting you and mocking your parents and children. We despise you for this and if anything will make us spit in your food it is this. This one single act will make you our enemy and I'm not even being ridiculous. Ordering at the window pisses us the **** off.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

And anyone who has ever made their order in the drive thru, driven up to the window, and then added to their order, just know that no matter how polite you've been, we ****ing hate you. There is literally no greater sin to us than ordering more food at the window. If you do this we are insulting you and mocking your parents and children. We despise you for this and if anything will make us spit in your food it is this. This one single act will make you our enemy.

Thanks for the hot tip.

[Plankton]

Really seals in the flavor.

[Frownland]

I ask for recommendations and really try to form a connection with them to make their days better.

[Oriphiel]

Originally Posted by Frownland

I ask for recommendations and really try to form a connection with them to make their days better.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

The Batlord shrugged lightly to himself. "A number two meal it is." Having said that, he defecated into a burger wrapper, and tossed it into a bag. "That'll be, like, a million bucks. Pull up to the next window, and have a nice day, sir."

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[Plankton]

I'll never order a #2, off of any menu, ever again.

[Blank.]

So, fast food workers are annoying cunts as well useless assholes. I mean seriously, I ordered a baconator, so why is their no bacon on my goddamn baconator! Half the time you forget my order and get pissy with me for wanting it completed! I paid for it fuck face!

Oh, I thought it was fast food, but it takes you forever for me to get a single fry and sandwich!

[Cuthbert]

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