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[grindy]

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by grindy

As a kid I always wanted to be Venom.

Who didn't? I'd much rather be Black Cat though: I could feel my huge knockers and know about that Spider-Dick.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Who didn't? I'd much rather be Black Cat though: I could feel my huge knockers and know about that Spider-Dick.

I was a disturbingly non-perverted kid.
Now? Sure.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by grindy

I was a disturbingly non-perverted kid.
Now? Sure.

Not gonna lie. It took me way too long to imagine what I could do with that Venom tongue. I was so innocent. I could make that Spider-Dick sing like a real flute.

[Chiomara]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

How much fun would it be to be a Spider-Man villain (cause nobody wants to be a Batman villain)?

NO; I wanna be Demona. (Or as the cloistered internet teen Otherkin community would say--I'm kin with Demona)

But I don't know, I'm not familiar enough with comic book villains; please tell me which villain I would be, MB (realistically it'd be one of the more inept ones)

Originally Posted by grindy

This somehow perfectly encapsulates my inner mental state when I am winedrunk at 1 am on a Tuesday night.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Chiomara

NO; I wanna be Demona. (Or as the cloistered internet teen Otherkin community would say--I'm kin with Demona)

I understand, but do you want to be a thousand-year-old misanthrope who's had no meaningful connection with any being for 99.999% of that time?

But I don't know, I'm not familiar enough with comic book villains; please tell me which villain I would be, MB (realistically it'd be one of the more inept ones)

Poison Ivy. A crazy bitch who entices men both through intent and accident, whose experience with human connection has left her terrified of any relationships but craving that same human connection. Perhaps you might make meaningful connections, but your fear of rejection and your narcissism leads you to treat any real human relationship as a struggle to dominate the other person so that you must inevitably crush the other person's will or kill them if that is not possible.

The only time you will be able to form a meaningful connection with another person is if that person is as damaged as you and has been pre-beaten down by another to the point that you won't have to manipulate them into being your inferior because their basic nature is to seek out those who will treat them as an inferior.

That's the best case scenario. Otherwise you're Harley Quinn, who is the unfortunate mental slave of the second paragraph. Like I said, no one wants to be a Batman villain.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by Chiomara

This somehow perfectly encapsulates my inner mental state when I am winedrunk at 1 am on a Tuesday night.

Now I just had to translate the lyrics:

Don't allow your head to work!
Happiness in in an empty skull
It's not good to languish in thoughts -
Jump like a goat, jump like a goat!

Remove with a junk broom
The rubbish of thoughts from your head,
Don't dare to hold back the crutch of desires
With the restraint of learning.

Hang paper streamers on your head
Be exhuberantly young
Drink alcohol! And those retards
With glasses and books - run away from them!

The soul is a chimera, there is no god.
Move, hoof!
Spend life's bleary coin!
Jump like a goat! Jump like a goat!

[Chiomara]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I understand, but do you want to be a thousand-year-old misanthrope who's had no meaningful connection with any being for 99.999% of that time?

I mean, my current back-up plan is to become an old goth misanthrope who lives in a yurt alone in the woods so I'm sure I'd manage. I just want to be a gargoyle (pls)

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Poison Ivy. A crazy bitch who entices men both through intent and accident, whose experience with human connection has left her terrified of any relationships but craving that same human connection. Perhaps you might make meaningful connections, but your fear of rejection and your narcissism leads you to treat any real human relationship as a struggle to dominate the other person so that you must inevitably crush the other person's will or kill them if that is not possible.

The only time you will be able to form a meaningful connection with another person is if that person is as damaged as you and has been pre-beaten down by another to the point that you won't have to manipulate them into being your inferior because their basic nature is to seek out those who will treat them as an inferior.

This all sounds about right, so I'll take it.

Originally Posted by grindy

The soul is a chimera, there is no god.
Move, hoof!
Spend life's bleary coin!
Jump like a goat! Jump like a goat!

This is perfect, I love it

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Chiomara

This all sounds about right, so I'll take it.

You could still just as easily be Harley Quinn. There's a reason the two are BFF's. It's just a question if you are the leader or the follower.

[Chiomara]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You could still just as easily be Harley Quinn. There's a reason the two are BFF's. It's just a question if you are the leader or the follower.

..But mainly a question of which character's costume would look best on me, of course. (Priorities.)