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When I got home both my nipples starting itching at the exact same time. I went to scratch them but I was all sweaty from work and the bike ride home in 93 degree weather so they felt gross af.
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When I got home both my nipples starting itching at the exact same time. I went to scratch them but I was all sweaty from work and the bike ride home in 93 degree weather so they felt gross af.
Bike? What are you, 12? Join adult civilization and get a car, blast the AC, and you won't have to worry about your itchy nipples. And oh yeah, **** the environment.
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Never heard of that. Big foreheads are mocked enough that I'm willing to let 'em have one day though.

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