The Spam Thread: Channel Your Need to Spam Here Only

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Mindfulness

my laptop only has one USB port


who designed this bullcrap

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=usb+split...s_ts-doa-p_1_9

[Mindfulness]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=usb+split...s_ts-doa-p_1_9

I used to have one of those but I only need two USBs when I back up my photos and videos. I just don't use the mouse when I do that

[The Batlord]

Just saw a MILF in calf length black leather boots with no high heel and that's a kink I just discovered.

[music_collector]

my laptop only has one USB port


who designed this bullcrap

Was it Apple?

[music_collector]

My wife has a macbook air for work. I told her to order a usb type C hub so that she could run a couple of peripherals.

I have to say, new laptops (both PC and Mac) are using USB-C for power. I didn't like it at first, but now I'd say it's rather convenient. I can charge my work laptop, work tablet and my wife's laptop with the same cord.

[Mindfulness]

Originally Posted by music_collector

Was it Apple?

no its a dell
its been a nice computer though

[Trollheart]

After an exhaustive and, frankly, brutal and soul-destroying investigation which has taken literally days, SGR and I can finally reveal the scope and scale of this heinous conspiracy, the existence of which most of you are not aware. But it is very real.

In 2018 a young North Korean officer was, we have determined, summoned to the Palace of Kim Jong-Un, the God-Emperor and Really Nice Leader and You Had Better Agree or We Will Kill You of North Korea, or as it is called in the South, the Bad Neighbour. This operative, whose name of course was never released, was told to assume the codename K-Addict. Their mission was to spam as many forums as possible with bubblegum inoffensive K-pop videos, so as to weaken the brains of the capitalist imperalist dogs in the west and so lead to mass lethargy and inaction. After workers began failing to turn up at the factories and offices, His Kimness told the agent, and schoolkids were absent from school, the fury of the west, especially the hated America, would be turned on South Korea, as it is known that this is where K-pop comes from.

This then would lead to a war of words between South Korea and its allies, resulting, if the agent did their job properly, in the isolation of South Korea, the withdrawal of all ambassadors and the loss of all support from NATO and the West, leaving the South ripe for a surprise invasion from the North. Korea would quickly and decisively be one country again, allowing His Kimness to set in motion a proper offensive against the West, and so become God-Emperor of Earth.

This nefarious plot was discovered, at great personal risk to his lunchtime, by our of our finest agents, who goes under the codename of NO-ICE and is known here as SGR. It is thanks to his alertness and patriotism that we now have the dossier on K-Addict and the North Korean plot.

The question now facing us, and it is one of the most serious and troubling ever discussed by man, is what do we do now?

All suggestions welcome. Your replies will be treated in the strictest confidence.

[Plankton]

We need Ori now more than ever. I'll send out the call.

[Frownland]

[DinoDavid]

Knowing that Music doesn't make a lot of money nowadays and same goes for Poetry too, do you believe that a lot of musicians you know so far have jobs outside of music? Because knowing that Poets often have jobs that are unrelated to poetry at all due to their poetry not making any money, I assume its the same for musicians(which I hardly even call it a Job nowadays, and more like a hobby since there is no money in it due to streaming).