Which MB member will be the first to kill?
 

We all know it's only a matter of time until we see a news bulletin pop on TV about another shooting spree or the like, and it can only be so long before one of these crazies is attached to the boards...

So my question to you is, who is the crazy sonofabitch amongst our little community? Post who you think will be first to kill and why.

See, I would have made this the other way around... "Which MB member would you kill first".

Does that answer your question?

Haha that would have been good.

I'm gonna go pseudo and start my list:


Unfan
He'd be the first to go. It would be slow and painful. I might actually think of using a live kitten to suffocate him. If no live kittens were to be found in the vicinity, I would peruse the local grocer and find the sharpest box of Bisquick I could find, then change my mind and shoot him in the face with an air-soft pellet rifle until he expired.

Next, I'm looking at Cardboard Adolescent
Except I wouldn't kill him at first.. I'd just keep him around while I take care of the other victims just too see if he had anything incredibly insightful to say about the experience.

Boo Boo
Is next. Except I would have a fake attack of conscience and decide to let him free to see if he would begin to exit the hideout and stop, turn around, and say, "Well if you need any help.."
All I would be looking for is that response, and silently reflect for a moment... Then stab.

The dogs would have to be on to my scent at this point, so it's just down to a few merciless, meaningless, joy kills.
I spread out a big tarp containing pictures of boobs, under-arm hair, and attention... Darkest Hour and CoreyAllen2 are successfully baited.
It's just a matter of how many 50 caliber slugs their useless bodies can hold, after that point.

And then I'm arrested.
But boy it's worth it.









tHIS IS JUST A JOKE.

I believe that there is already a thread like this in the games/jokes section.

Why'd you have to paradoxically ruin my fun with this information that would probably help me?
You took the stank right out of it.

:rofl:

I will bet anyone 5 dollars that boo boo kills ethan within the next 2 years.

I think he'd rather kill Captain Caveman of the Unfan since they usually push his buttons.

Or Comus!

Comus can't be killed.... silly.

Captain Caveman has killed, and probably will do so again

If I had to kill anyone, it would be a DDD member.

I'd rather have Caveman than 95% of the idiots who make up that forum.

i dont know that i would acctually kill anyone,...but i sure would like to put a mess of racoons on some folks houses

i have bets on bane of your existence.

because he's in the fuckin military.

you rascal you :laughing:

Thrice, Crash and Veridical are too aren't they?

true story,......a racoon would **** up a dorm room

I'm not anymore, so all bets are off.

yes but they're not in Iraq right now.

It's the nice ones that snap. I've already called right-track in the Spill Your Guts thread. The unconscious body in his basement is proof.

See post above yours.



Shit, even when I was in the military, I was a network administrator. My likelihood of killing anyone was slim to none.

Not all military members are hired guns.

Did you have to go through basic training though? Like small arms handling and the such?

Word, if I were to kill someone, it would either require stabbing someone to death with a ball point pen or blugoning with a 3-hole punch. Not exactly war movie material.

Yeah, I'm actually a sharp shooter with a 9mm. But I've only pulled a gun on someone once, it was pretty scary.

Of course.
I don't see how it's much different than a person going to a shooting range with a coach when it comes to whether or not they're more likely to kill someone than a person who doesn't.

Edit:
Unless we're talking semantics here and debating who's shot will be the most lethal...
If that's the case, then we're wasting time.

go through a concealed carry class,....its much the same

Yeah I have my permit to carry concealed back in Indiana. That is pretty much awesome. It was way more hands on than the military weapons training.

i used to carry an instructors license here in texas

Yea, the only thing that's driven into weapon tactics in basic is accuracy, control, and accountability.
But when considering the fact that there's a platoon of guys with M-4's/M-16's all with up to 30 round magazines of ammo, plus at least a SAW gunner, and maybe a couple 50 cals up top sending rounds down range... there's less of an emphasis on detail.
Hehe

Man, we got our ass ripped if we fired one more or one less round than they told us to. The targets were random too, you didn't know when they were going to pop up. It's like a quick draw and shoot accurately type of drill. Which is good for ship-board applications.

That class is EXACTLY like basic training.

We had pop-up targets from 50 to 300 meters at intervals. We didn't know which would pop up next, but they gave us a certain amount of rounds to qualify, and if we wasted all of them on a shitty 250, that was our prerogative. We'd just get our asses jumped for not qualifying, and possibly not graduate.

Sam said you're in Iraq right now?

I didn't know you guys had internet access.

Yeah, we have internet at my shop, which blocks most every site. Then we have internet at the moral tents, but that stuff is shotty at best. It's all pretty much can-and-string web.

I can send you porn if you'd like.

Unless you want "normal" porn. I can't help you there. http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...s/badteeth.gif

Haha, I'm good. This isn't my first deployment. I came prepared this time. My laptop is stocked. I'm up to my peacoat in pussy.










Plus there's always the member picture gallery.

:laughing:

But seriously, if you ever need more porn, just let me and Murder Junkie know. Anything to support our troops.

Idk whether to praise this for being patriotic or just slowly back away.