Oh STFU my man. This is no time to suffer from low self esteem. There is always someone out there for ya. Your hearts in the right place so physical looks can go bollox in this instance if you think that is what it's all about.

On second thought, I like my glasses, they make me look less retarded.

And I do look a little retarded.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y28...ture069nr2.jpg

A little.

Urban Extensive Guide To Scoring For The Benefit Of Boo Boo

1. Girls always go around in groups, one girl will always have socially awkward friend with them that they insist on dragging out with them in the hope that she cops off with someone. Go for her.

2. Ask her a question about her preferred topic of conversation, 99.9999% of the time this topic of conversation will be about herself.

3. Pretend to listen & agree whenever necessary.

4. Repeat steps 2 & 3 until you're in her pants.

Masturbation doesn’t count as getting laid.

I lol'd

I love you so much.

To add to Urban's step 2... Every girl thinks she knows **** about music and since that would be your comfort zone, talk music with them. And when I say talk music, I mean agree with them completely no matter what. Every white girl likes The Beatles. Use that to your advantage.

No No No

I definetly think keeping his gob shut & just agreeing is the way to go here.

He can initiate a conversation afterwards assuming he wants a relationship.

I'm not saying to dominate the conversation, but steering it to The Beatles ALWAYS works...

Boobs: What kind of music do you like?
Slut: Umm I like Lil Wayne, and All American Rejects and The Beatles
Boobs: Oh man The Beatles are like my favorite.... What's your favorite song
Slut: Umm probably like Come Together or With a Little Help From My Friends
Boobs: Oh I love Come Together!
Slut: OMG wanna go fuck?
Boobs: Beyah!

..........Or you could just get a hooker.

You guys give horrible girl advice... Didja learn this from the manly magazines? [=

Post of the day.

Hahaha, same man, same. xD

What's your favorite Beatles song?

I don't have one. =P Not because I can't choose but because I don't particularly love them.

See it doesn't work on you cause you know my trick.

Wait aren't you like 15?

Woah, I am not 15. xD

And no, it isn't because I know your tricks, haha.

It's because your tricks don't work. ^_^

I do know every girl likes The Beatles, and usually Pink Floyd, as I've said before, the DSOTM t shirt is a chick magnet like you wouldn't believe.

I don't know if my lack of a success is because of me, or if it's because every girl I'm remotely interested in has already been taken.

And just about every girl I ever come across has a boyfriend, even if she's ugly as sin, it doesn't matter. I thought there were a lot of single people these days, not in Tennessee apparently.

I don't know what my problem is. I'm nerdy, but I'm not fat, even though I technically should be at this point. I'm not that ugly, I do look like a bit of a hick because I'm missing my right upper lateral incisor tooth. But it's not like I was ladies man before that, or before I started gaining a little weight.

And c'mom, my username, my avatar, my pink LastFm, I own the entire Incubus discography and I'm a Harvest Moon addict. I'm very much in touch with my feminine side. So what am I doing wrong?

I guess because it's in contrast with my rather scruffy Grizzley Adams appearance. But I look different now since those pictures were taken, I lost weight, my hair has been cut to shouder length and I have the thick rimmed glasses now. I might need to lose the beard I guess, so I can really play the "sensitive feminine guy" card, that's what I need to do.

EDIT: That's a blanket, sorry to disappoint.

You're not doing anything wrong except picking the wrong girls. Don't worry about that, it'll happen in time. It may just be that you're looking for something that causes you to find girls that are already taken.

And WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR??!?! T.T I liked it like that.

Also, I don't like The Beatles, so that could be another thing that you shouldn't assume. Haha.

Go to the gym, build self confidence and it just feels good once you get into shape. When faced with a socially challenging situation just say **** it and go for it. You obviously are not happy with your current situation, so you've got nothing to lose my man.

Yes, but do it for you, not for girls.

Cause most girls are going to be bitches whether you're ripped or weigh a million pounds.

It's about the right person, I don't mean to sound so cliche.

It's still long, it kinda looks like this.

http://bestof.provocateuse.com/image...ny_depp_97.jpg

Just replace the Johnny Depp with a bespectacled nerd.

The picture won't show, love.

You think I could get some of those albums off you?

btw, proof that think rimmed glasses pick up chicks.

I wouldn't mind a little more muscle. I've gotten to where I take a walk every day, and I've been sticking to that for several months and I think I have lost weight because of it. I've started doing push ups.

But in the end, I'm not gonna change who I am, I don't want to, I'm a girly nerd and quite proud of it. I don't want to turn into one of them gym rat alpha male douchebags.

That's what I like to hear. ^_^

>.> Ya'll done ignoring me?

Thats a pretty good attitude man. I know a lot of people who would change themselves and hate it in your position.

Sorry about that.

That was just the douchebag from GayButtSex.com I was talking about earlier.

It seems trouble follows me wherever I go.

I know. xD Forgiven.

I hate when people interrupt conversations.

What a douchey mc douche. Whatever dude, hey did you ever get that Alan Parsons I sent you Boo2?

Not yet, but I'm excited, any prog band that makes Blender's 50 worst artists of all time list just has to be awesome. :love:

Pointless attention whoring is win.

Awesome, I think you will like it. Great prog for sure.

Yeah, I admit this is a very silly thread, but there's nothing wrong with a little self depreciation for humor's sake. There's a lot of user specific ego boosting threads these days, many posters like to name their threads after themselves, Comus devotes a thread to him playing a video game. What's the big deal? It IS a legitmate question. Because it's something people tell me all the time. That I'm paranoid and get too worked up over other peoples opinions.

I know some of you are very nice to me, but I actually encourage some of you to speak your criticisms of me as long as it's in a constructive, noninflammatory matter.

Which Joe C couldn't manage to do, and btw, if making this thread leads to me getting to ban that douchenozzle, then it certainly served a great purpose. :D

I think that your lack of self esteem transmits itself in your body language perhaps boobs. Girls like confidence in a man, it doesn't matter if he is not particulary good looking. if you appear confident then that transmits too. I know it sounds cliched but it's true. What's your sense of humour like? That is a winner for sure. Be attentive but not overly so. My best mates wife said that I could easily charm her into bed. This was on their wedding day and I was best man rofl. Luckily we are all really good friends and laughed it off.

Finally, a sensible post. xD

This is mostly true, I mean it is cute to see a shy guy every once in a while. And someone not overly conceited is great... but it's also not attractive to spend your time convincing a guy that they're "just wonderful" and "quite attractive." It get's obnoxious.

Honestly, though, I think boo boo has some self-esteem, I feel he may have expressed his feelings differently with Joe C if he hadn't any...

When was the last time Boo Boo actually spoke to a girl on here?

Here you are boobs
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l9...nH/poundit.gif

Borrow this & go nuts in the Member Picture Gallery

He spoke to me yesterday! T.T