I need urgent help.

simplephysics · 06-16-2009, 03:36 PM

Am I the only one who can't get past the part about mixing a dead person's ashes with tattoo ink?

right-track · 06-16-2009, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CrAbY

Okay so my close friend died on June 5 ten days before his 18th birthday. (Today is his 18th birthday.) He had an obsession with evil clowns and jokers. I can't find a picture that suits me right now.

Try this one;

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-16-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Try this one;

GOLD

WWWP · 06-16-2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

Am I the only one who can't get past the part about mixing a dead person's ashes with tattoo ink?

No, you're not. Sick shit.

lucifer_sam · 06-16-2009, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

Am I the only one who can't get past the part about mixing a dead person's ashes with tattoo ink?

that's a shame, because you completely missed the snippet where he explained that his friend died overdosing on brake cleaner fumes.

intelligent one, that fellow.

Freebase Dali · 06-16-2009, 04:56 PM

If I may, can we use this as the CoryAllen nostalgia thread?
The whole thing is just too ironic to let die.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 06-16-2009, 05:58 PM

Seriously, that boy needs to get his head checked.

Hesher · 06-18-2009, 02:21 AM

EDIT: No, no, the vader fail couldn't cut it. Let's list the idiocy here.
1. Evil clowns make terrible tattoos.
2. You want a dead guy's ash in your skin. Forever. Who are you, Ed Gein?
3. In 15 years you will wake up one morning and realize that Killswitch Engage is a completely terrible band that had maybe one good song off their 2006 album but is so embarrassing to have permanently etched into your skin that you will flay off the skin with a paring knife and make a lampshade out of it because you are obviously Ed Gein.
4. Needles poking your flesh many times a second and injecting ink will not calm you. (Again, exceptions will be made if you are Ed Gein.)
5. YOUR FRIEND DIED FROM SNIFFING GLUE. THERE IS NO JOKE NEEDED!
6. You are a crybaby. Ed Gein's mom punished him for being a crybaby by threatening to chop off his ****. Wow, is there a pattern here?

Freebase Dali · 06-18-2009, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Hesher

*long drawn out meh*

The fire is out on this one.

Hesher · 06-18-2009, 02:29 AM

Note the edit.

06-16-2009, 04:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	If I may, can we use this as the CoryAllen nostalgia thread? The whole thing is just too ironic to let die. __________________

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Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Seriously, that boy needs to get his head checked. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

06-18-2009, 02:21 AM	#18 (permalink)
Hesher Palm Muted Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 168	EDIT: No, no, the vader fail couldn't cut it. Let's list the idiocy here. 1. Evil clowns make terrible tattoos. 2. You want a dead guy's ash in your skin. Forever. Who are you, Ed Gein? 3. In 15 years you will wake up one morning and realize that Killswitch Engage is a completely terrible band that had maybe one good song off their 2006 album but is so embarrassing to have permanently etched into your skin that you will flay off the skin with a paring knife and make a lampshade out of it because you are obviously Ed Gein. 4. Needles poking your flesh many times a second and injecting ink will not calm you. (Again, exceptions will be made if you are Ed Gein.) 5. YOUR FRIEND DIED FROM SNIFFING GLUE. THERE IS NO JOKE NEEDED! 6. You are a crybaby. Ed Gein's mom punished him for being a crybaby by threatening to chop off his ***. Wow, is there a pattern here? Last edited by Hesher; 06-18-2009 at 02:30 AM.*

06-18-2009, 02:29 AM	#20 (permalink)
Hesher Palm Muted Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 168	Note the edit.